Hyo-Ri-Hwang

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Hyo-Ri-Hwang dared: I dare Pit to swear at Pittoo and Palutena
>:3

Pit: WHAAAAAT?!

Pittoo: It's called karma Pit *smirks*

Palutena: *enters* Hi everyone! Whats the dare?

Pit: ... shit

Palutena: Get the soap!

Pit: NOOOOOOO! I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN!

Pittoo: *beats up Pit* Your not allowed to swear in-front of a goddess! You're so rude!

Pit: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!! PLEASE NOOOOO!

♥1234: *pulls out bar of soap* you know the drill...

Pit: Nonononononononononono!!

A FEW HOURS LATER...

♥1234: That is the last swear word I want to hear in this household young man!

Pit: okay...

Keep the requests coming!

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