♥ Zodiac sign fall party!! ♥
Gemini: Never have I ever set Aries's house on fire
Aries: YOU BIG FAT LIAR, IMMA START A FIGHT. IMMA KILL YOU. IMMA eat some tortilla chips with salsa. How DO you make that dip, Taurus?
Taurus: It's my ol' grangran's recipe, God bless her heart.
Pisces: I'm sorry for your lost :(
Taurus: Naw son, she just crazy and be needin' some Jesus.
Scorpio: Amen
Capricorn: This is the worst fall party ever. Where's the hot chocolate? Where's the pumpkin spice latte? WHERE IS THE TURKEY?
Cancer: Hold on, the pumpkin pie is in the oven!!!
Virgo: Lemme guess, it's your authentic recipe, huh, Cancer? Psh, we all know you use those instant pumpkin pie fillings with store bought pie crusts.
Sagittarius: Uhhh I don't think you can talk, I mean, you set the kitchen on fire while making ice cream.
Virgo: yEAH? Well, n-no-no body likes you.
Aquarius: I DOI D O I DO I AM PRESIDENT OF THE SAGITTARIUS FAN CLUB!!!
Leo: Never have I ever eaten a chicken nugget :D
Pisces: I didn't know we were still playing!
Libra: We aren't. Just don't listen to Leo. Last time we did, we got kicked out of Kentucky.
Capricorn: WHERE IS MY FOOD???!?!?!??!?!
Taurus: Hey, you sound like me!
Aries: Did Taurus just admit something
Cancer: *brings hot chocolate for everyone but Gemini*
Gemini: Uh, excuse me?!
Cancer: Oh, you know I'd love to say that I forgot to make one for you, but I didn't.
Cancer: I didn't make one for you because I hate you and I always have.
Scorpio: Amen
Sagittarius: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Virgo: WOOOOOO
Leo: GOOO GEMINI!
Pisces: NO, GO CANCER! *punches Leo*
Gemini: *kicks Cancer*
Capricorn: KILL CANCER KILL CANCER KILL CANCER AND PISCES AND ANY OTHER CANCER SUPPORTERS!!!
Libra: Cancer, if you don't beat up everyone on Gemini's side, I will not let you come into my house during midnight to watch romantic comedies and to rant to me anymore!!!
Cancer: *GASP* *summons thunder power and strikes Gemini*
Aries: You know, I would totally go fight, but I'm really hungry. Do you think I can meet your grandma and ask her for the recipe, Taurus?
Aquarius: *flies out the window*
Taurus: I really think we should have some s'mores.
Scorpio: My mommy said s'mores aren't healthy.
Leo: *dumps hot chocolate on Libra*
Libra: *screams in pain* *hugs Capricorn for comfort*
Capricorn: *screams in pain*
Pisces: *gets fire extinguisher*
Virgo: 911 THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MY 11 OTHER FRIENDS ARE TRYING TO MURDER EACH OTHER!!! EXCEPT FOR SOME OF THEM WHO ARE JUST, LIKE, EATING CHIPS AND SALSA. AND I THINK ONE ESCAPED?!
Sagittarius: *holds up "make love not peace" sign*
Cancer: *stops fighting*
Cancer: You are right, Sagittarius. Let's come to a peace, Gemini!
Gemini: Lol hell no
The police comes. Everyone is arrested. We are not sure if the signs will have another party again...
♥ Made by astrolocheese on tumblr ♥
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Zodiac Scenarios
RandomZodiac Scenarios: A collection of zodiac scenarios (zodiac short stories!) ♥All of these were from small little scenarios I found online that I turned into short stories! ♥I didn't make any of these besides when I give myself credit at the top!
