Vampire Academy Texting

Chapter 58 --- 20K special

So, the next story to be updated will be VA Game Night as voted by most of you. And, before you ask, I am working on it.

Rose: Dimitri?

Rose: comrade u on?

Dimitri: Yes, I am.

Rose: I have... Great... News

Dimitri: You sound nervous... Well, as nervous as you can sound through texts

Rose: well... You see... Um... I'm pregnant...

Dimitri: What?! Who's the father?!

Rose: XD LOL psycheeeee! APRIL FOOLS!

Dimitri: -__- I should've known

Lissa: XD LOL go Rose!

Mia: XD

Jill: XDDDDD

Christian: lolololooololololololololololol

Dimitri: Did you all know about this?

Lissa: duh

Clary: omg I was just reading these and laughing

Jace: >:)

Clary: uh oh... What's Jace up to?

Jace: oh nothing

Private chat between Jace and Alec

Jace: Alec...

Alec: don't try to pull any ''I'm pregnant'' bs on me, I read the chat

Jace: damn it

Back to the group chat

Izzy: Jace tried to pull an 'I'm pregnant' prank on Alec

Jace: how did u know?

Izzy: I'm sitting next to Alec

Clary: that wouldn't have worked anyway, since Jace is a guy

Jace: I could say that aliens impregnated me! Or a demon

Will: a demon?

Tessa: oh no

Will: Demon pox, oh demon pox
   Just how is it acquired?
   One must go down to the bad part of town
   Until one is very tired
   Demon pox, oh demon pox
   I had it all along
   No, not the pox, you foolish blocks
   I mean this very song!
   For I was right and you were wrong!

Tessa: -_-'

Jem: thank the Angel that's over

Will: Jem! Did you not like my singing?!

Jem: umm... Bye...