Vampire Academy Texting

Chapter 23

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Me: Eddie u r dead!
ABB: I'm just gonna hide go hide away from your friends, Roza. I don't think I can trust any of them...
Me: i dont think i can either
Me: that reminds me, i also need to kill liss n sparky
Me: liss cos she planned it
Me: sparky cos he was also in on it
Sister: O.O I GOTTA HIDE
Sparky: SAME BAIIIIIIIII BETCHES
Me: •-• u know whats funny comrade?
ABB: What?
PRIV CHAT WITH ABB
Me: that liss n sparky think they can hide from me, eddie is the safest of three
ABB: Why?
Me: the bond... n sparky's usually with liss
ABB: I knew that...
Me: suuuuuuuuuuure
BACK TO GROUP CHAT
Me: im gonna track u all through ur phones
Sister: bii phone *leaves phone*
Me: lol u know im jk right?
Sparky: ill tell her
Me: or am i mwahahahahh
Me: n sparky, even if liss n u dont hav ur phones ill find u 2 easily mwahahahahhaha
Brother: º-º i c her
Me: i c u 2 eddie n BIG mistake backin into a corner
ABB: This is really funny.
Sister: unlike de vid ;)
Me: UR ALL DEAD
Drunky: wut'd i miss?
Plant: ^
Gap Kids: ^
Half-Sister: ^ tho im not so sure considerin wut my sister is like
Me: u dont wanna know n u will never find out
Brother: mai body hurts so much
Sister: O.O u wudnt hurt ur bff wud u?
Sparky: might as well send adrian, sydney, mia n jill the vid now
Me: DONT U DARE
Me: ILL BEAT U UP SO BAD ULL BE NEARLY DEAD IF U DO
Sparky: •-• im dead oops
Drunky: I KNEW IT
Me: SPARKY U R DEAD! 1000000% DEAD! DO U READ ME?!
Sparky: *gulp* yes ma'am
Sister: ooooh boii ur srsly dead babe
Sparky: i know
Sparky: *manliest scream ever*
Sister: *cough cough*
ABB: *cough cough*
Half-Sister: ^
Brother: ^
Drunky: ^
Gap Kids: ^
Plant: ^
Drunky: some1 needs to remind me 2 never annoy rose
Me: dont worry ull remember not too if u do
Drunky: *cowers in corner8*
Sparky: dayum she rlly might she would beat me up so bad id nearly die. ty 4 healing me bby
Sister: n this is how she punishes me
Drunky: good 1 rose, make liss heal chrissie from nearly dead makin her go crazy from too much magic expenditure
Me: 0.0 big word from drunky
Drunky: hey!!1! i can b smart when i want 2
Me: obviously when u want 2 is very rarely, almost none of the time
Drunky: ;'( im gonna tell my aunt u made me cry
Me: ur such a baby
Drunky: :P
Me: a spoilt, arrogant, b****y baby
Drunky: >:P
Me: :{P
Drunky: y did u put {? wut is it?
Me: a moosetache
Drunky: :{P
Sister: :^)
Me: that nose is rlly disturbing 4 some reason
Drunky: yea
Sparky: sorry babe, but for once, rose is right
Me: hey! im always right!
Sparky: yea u r
ABB: Don't listen to them, Roza. Training?
Me: k
Drunky: ew
Sparky: mega ew
Sister: ew ew ew ew
Brother: ew
Half-Sister: ew
Mia: ew
Plant: ew
Me: shut up. Drunky, Sparky, Liss, Mia and Sydney, u guys cant talk. snoggers.