Me: ADFJKSDJFDSDJASLFJS
Bae: Roza?
Me: GHFSDJAKDDHFJKSASJSFAKDJ I CANT FUNCTION RN GJFKDSAJDH
Crazy: calm down, it's just a book
Me: it's not "just a book", it's The Maze Runner series (A/N: You guys have no idea how tempted I was to write VA)
Crazy: -.-'
Me: HJFDKSFDKSKJFLFGSFS I CANT BELIEVE TERESA DIESS JFKDLSAFJKSLKASLJGDHSD
Crazy: wait, what?!
Me: in the death cure
Crazy: I've only seen the movies!
Me: TST IS NOTHING LIKE THE BOOKS! (A/N: Yes, I'm complaining about that)
Crazy: but they always make the movies almost exactly like the books, just a couple changes
Me: *cough cough*
Crazy: ok... List 3 points why it's "NOTHING LIKE THE BOOKS!"
Me: 1. Teresa wasn't meant to be with Group A in TST. She and Aris swapped, not Aris joined and she stayed too.
Me: 2. There's only 2 groups: Group A (with Thomas) and Group B (reverse of Group A)
Me: 3. The WICKED thing that happened at the end wasn't supposed to happen
Crazy: k...
Me: TERESA THO! DRFGJSKSSASKHFGJFSLDKSFAHDWIEFHRGKNV CDJNEFGWRFB;KDV
Bae: Why is she doing that?
Crazy: it's fangirl language for 'omg I'm so sad'/'omg OTP momenttttt'/'omg I can't wait'
Bae: What's OTP?
Crazy: OTP is One True Pairing... Although, most fangirls have more than one... (A/N: Don't deny it, you have more than one too)
Bae: Okay...
M.I.A: OMG! I CANT BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED TO TERESA TOO! FJKGHARJSKEFHDAJHSJDGFVDSUCEDIJDCJSFD
Crazy: not u too
Showgirl: When I read the part where Teresa died, I died too... JJGFSFHDJKASLDGJF
Crazy: am I the only one?
Human: no
Crazy: yes! I'm not alone!
Showgirl: JKDSKFDJJSHASK
M.I.A: ASDFGHJKLPOIUYTREWQZXCVBNM
Me: ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQWERTYUIOP
Crazy: I'm gonna go... They're talking in Fangirlish
M.I.A: HFJKDSL;JFHDGKSJAHFJGSDKAHEJRHIUEHIRU4FGCDNS
Showgirl: fHDFADSJKKNjkhfjkldjsHNJDSkjlfHJDKHNJKNDFLKJ
Me:JHAFDiokjgnaj;reLIWJOMALihwkejfEHIQ7iohrequiEOIJih89IUHIUKHJ98ONQUOIQH2EJS89QIORWeduodjehruqf
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FanfictionWhat would happen if the VA gang had a group chat? version française: http://my.w.tt/UiNb/VxWNwY730C
