Help Me

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"Hello good evening to you, this is AH, advice helpline, I don't know why our boss decided to name it that but I have to say it so, what do you need help in?"

"Hi Joshua."

"Oh, Hi Meghan, we didn't really finish our talk last week, do you want to continue?"

"Um no."

"Oh so what do you need help in right now?"

"Nothing."

"You sure? Your voice says, no I feel shitty."

"Cause maybe I am shitty."

"And why is that?"

"Okay so my boyfriend cheated on me."

"Wowza, well that douchebag ain't right for you. How can he let a girl a very gorgeous girl slip away like that?"

"What are you saying? You don't know how I look."

"You sure about that? Meghan Rose?"

"How'd you know?"

"Oh I was right?"

"Well, nope I just wanted you to believe that my last name is actually Rose."

"Ha ha ha, very funny, Meg."

"Thank you."

"Sarcasm."

"Not taken."

"So what happened to you and your boyfriend?"

"We broke up duh."

"I meant after that."

"We don't talk to each other duh."

"I meant your feelings, how's it going?"

"Eh it hurts, hurts like someone is stabbing you. Well my best friend did stop me well more like betrayed me. Funny thing, my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. Amazing right?"

"They're not good for you."

"Well no shit Sherlock."

"Such a potty mouth, thought you were a shy girl."

"Hey, it doesn't mean that I freaked out the last time I talked to you I'm shy."

"Oh were you freaked out by how sexy my voice is?"

"You wish, now anyways give me some advice."

"Eat ice cream, food will solve everything."

"Geeeeezzz thanks, great advice."

"I know I am amazing."

"You wish, now seriously give me a good advice, please."

"Ouch."

"Please I need it."

"Well first step is to forgive them. But if you can't do that now just chillax and clear your mind until your ready."

"Thanks josh, um bye."

"Glad to help Meg."