Me: I was joking in the last part.
Happy April Fools.
Soooo, I just noticed that there was a spoiler lurking around here, Soooo...
Bewarb!
Alright, so I'll just be editing a few things,
making some ridiculous comments, laughing insanely at my mistakes...etc.
Don't worry. No major changes.
Oh, also, I might make another book about... Gravity Falls.
So don't be surprised if you find a Dorito reference here and there...
Bill: SERIOUSLY?!
Me: *pops p*
Dipper: Wait, why are we here again?
Me: Because I said so, that's why. I'm the author-
Dipper: Correction. My great uncle Ford is the author.
(Whoops)
Me: Tsk, it's rude to interrupt, PINE TREE. You should know that.
Bill: *raises eyebrow*
Dipper: Wait...Pine Tree? How did you-?
Me: *laughs* Oh, come on. It's obvious since you wear that dumb hat everyday. But I'm the author around here. Now, I don't mean to steal the spotlight from old Fordsy, but you answer to me.
Mabel: Ooohhhhhhhh. Dipper!
Me: So, yeah. Oh, BTW. Hey, Fez! Look, a dollar!
Stan: *rolls eyes* Please. As if I'd fall for that.
Me: *smirks* *holds mirror*
Stan: *sees dollar behind him*
*turns around* Gimme that money!
*chases for it*
Me: *chuckles*
If only you knew how much money is ACTUALLY worth.
And, this is EAS here, signing off until next time, so stay tuned.
Oh! And since we're all about Gravity Falls now...
Remember!
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS ARE THE DEADLIEST, LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING, SILVER MOON, BYE!!!!
*winks* *does salute*
Bill: *points to me* SEE! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS THAT!
Me: You're so childish, Bill.
Bill: THANK YOU!
Me: It's only a one time thing, Cipher.
Bill: I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD! YOU'RE LIKE ME NOW!
WHADDAYA THINK OF CHANNEL 36?
Me: Screams Queens? It's funny, but it gets old after a while. I'm more for Garbl- wait, why am I telling you this?!
Bill: *pops p*
Me: *rolls eyes* *salutes again*
Pizzeria Boy by @stereoactive.
Read it. It's freaking adorable and funny and just.....pizza.
I don't need to explain any further.
Pizza.
Pizza is love.
I sound like Mikey.
🐢♥🍕🐢♥🍕🐢♥🍕🐢♥
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