Ahahahaahaaaa -Kali

Err, yeah, I did. -Leo

leo: did you like the smut

uh... -Leo

Go on, L. Say it. -Kaylee

Yeah....? -Leo

AWYISS -Kali

omigosh what -Rose

Hahahahahahahahaha Leo let me come to bunker 9 with you and we can write smut and watch porn together -Hazel

No. :D -Frank

hazel: have you read fanfiction?

What's that? -Hazel

She knows porn. And she doesn't know fucking fanfiction. -Kali

*facetruck* -Rose

Should we try and explain? -Percy

Just... Just look up Wattpad. -Mavis

Everyone: do you have tumblr

uHm DUH -Piper

No -Percy

I had it once, but then I got so pîssed with everyone drawing me in shorts. -Annabeth

It's pretty cool. I go by the name of Viria. -Rachel

YOU'RE SHITTING ME. -Leo

What? -Rachel

YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT? -Jason

Uh... -Rachel

OMG I MET QUEEN VIRIA OMG OMG OMG MARRY ME -Leo

No. -Kali, Rose, Hazel, Mavis and Bree.

TEAM LEO! -Laeia

SHADDUP. -Narcissus

Uh, late April fools? -Rachel

GO CHECK OUT THE TUMBLRS hellotothepoodle and ill-terminus-you -Rose

Totally not us ;) -Kali

Everyone: have you seen fan art

Yeah. -Annabeth

Actually, I draw fan art for TMI and stuff. Mainly now I'm perfecting Magnus. -Rachel

You called? -Magnus

OMG OMFG ONFG WHAT -Reyna

CAN'T BREATHE -Kaylee

kbai -Magnus

Fanart is pretty awesome -Jason

Yeah. They love meeeeee -Leo

Has anyone seen Viria's Pirate!Leo or her Percabeth smut? -Rachel

Ohhh no. Not Viria again. -Leo

Wait... SMUT? -Annabeth

Where is she? -Percy

She totally didn't base it off pictures of you guys... heh hehe heh -Hazel

Jason: what is your favourite pickup line

Hi, I'm a son of Jupiter. -Jason

*swoon* -Piper&Reyna&Brickney

ZEUS -Percy

JUPITER -Jason

ZEUS -Percy

JUPITER- Jason

DUMBLEDORE! -dumbledore

Wrong fandom. -Piper

Hazel: have you picked up on any modern slang and if so do you use it correctly

LOL TTYL RACHET TWERK -Hazel

That's a no, I guess. -Frank

OMG BRB 2FAB4U HASHTAG TEAM TWITTER -Hazel

OH NO NOT THE HASHTAGS NOT AGAIN -Percy

oh whale sry -Hazel

################### -Kali

shaddup -Percy

############################### -Rose

no- Percy

#################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################### -Everyone but Percy

DIES. OMG. THIS. LOL. -Percy

Stop channeling your inner Rick. -Annabeth

Frank: what do you think about bagged milk and Canadian bacon

Uh... what? -Frank

AHAHAHAHA -Everyone but the Canadians

They're making fun of us, Frank. They have cartons of milk and American bacon. -Rose

WELL GUESS WHAT WE HAVE FUCKING U'S -Frank

I'D RATHER WASH MY HANDS IN A WASHROOM THAN REST IN A RESTROOM -Rose

COLOURFUL MONEY AND COFFEE CRISPS -Frank

THERE'S NO SONG CALLED THE CANADIAN IDIOT -Rose

okay waaaay too far -Kali

oopsies -rose&frank

Rose: are you upset that no one but Kali said MANGO, and that you got a hater for swearing?

YES. *sobs* -Rose

And that concludes the demigod asks ~

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