Quotes from D.C. Comics

Harley Quinn

You can't deny there's an element of glamour to these super criminals.

Aw, c'mon Puddin' dont'cha wanna rev up your Harley?

That's so cute. You think you're scary. Well mister, I've seen scary and you don't have his smile.

And here you thought I was just another bubble headed, blonde, bimbo. Ha! Well jokes on you! I'm not even a real blonde.

I found the Joker's psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming, and his charm irresistible.

My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls.

You're wrong! My Puddin' does Love me! He does!

It soon became clear to me the Joker was actually a tortured soul. Yes, I admit it. As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy huh?

My boss likes me to wear a smile to work!

I've made so may mistakes and there's no one left who believes in me.

Oops, I've gone crazy!

Dont'cha knock before entering a ladies boudoir?

You think after living with Mistah J I'd be used to a little pain.

Freeze Clown!

Back off rich boy, I'm armed!

Yeesh, ha make one little mistake and they never letcha forget!

I'm havin a bad day! I'm sick of people tryin ta shoot me, run me over or blow me up!

Bat girl eat your heart out!

Yahtzee!

Hi Puddin, miss me?

Knock, Knock Puddin! Say hello to your new and improved Harley Quinn!

Red!

BABIES!!!!

Hah! You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a fella who's as loving and loyal toy you as my Puddin' is to me!

Sweetie, get mommy's bazooka.