John- Hey, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go out with me later?
Kailey- Sorry, I can't. I'm busy today, I'm banging with hobos for a project
John- Why are you banging with hobos!!
Kailey- Oh lord, I meant to say hanging not banging!
John- Haha! Well, anyways maybe tomorrow?
Kailey- No, I'm going to be getting it on with David, one of the hobos
John- Autocorrect?
Kailey- No?...
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