Let's Wife The Hoe ( #Urban )

LWTH: 31

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(continue on for chap 31)

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"Man, ya'll fucked inna' guest room?" Twon started shaking his head in disgust. "Ow! Damn G- ow!"

"I told you about cussin' in my house boy. " Grandma looks over at me with a smile. "Pay him no mind, you needed it honey. " I blink, my eyes widening. Did Grandma really just say that? "What? Don't look at me like that, you were getting a tad cranky. "

I start laughing when Quis walks up, standing beside me and kissing me on the cheek. Twon was rubbing the back of his head with a fake ass pained expression but smiled at me on the sly. He knew what this meant to me.

"We finna' roll ou--"

"No you not, have a seat at the table. My baby has to eat, and I don't mean no cheap, drive through, Kesha or Pablo made fast food either. I mean a nice home-cooked meal. "

Now I was laughing real hard. Twon even starts cracking up but Grandma kept a straight face cause she was dead serious. We follow her into the dining room and take our seats where she already had our plates set up. She served us pork-chops, cornbread, peas green-beans and corn - mixed, with some juice for me and beer for the boys.

My mouth starts watering at the site of the food and all I wanted to do was stuff my face. I go to pick up my fork but Grandma slaps my arm from my left. I leave my fork on the table and rub my arm.

"Not before grace you don't. " I nod, shut my eyes and bow my head. "Twon bless the food. "

"Aight. Bless the food, amen. " I almost, almost bust out laughing. But the slap I hear makes me shut my lips tight. "Ow! Aight ai- okay G, da-" There were infinite slaps going on but I kept my head down, shoulders shaking and everything. "God, thank you for gathering us here today over this good food. Amen. "

"Amen. " We all say in unison. When I look up Grandma is mugging Twon like he went and stole her dog or something.

"I need to teach to some damn manners when addressing the lord boy..."

I let her getting on Twon trail off into the background and turn to Quis. He been quiet this whole time but when I looked at him I saw why. He was texting on his phone. Who? I don't know but he was real focused, whoever it was.

"Wassup?" I look up at him. He was looking at me while I was looking at his phone. Damn, caught red handed already.

"Nothing. " I turn back to my food when my face is grabbed and Quis' lips find mine in a quick kiss before he gets up.

"I gotta go check on somthin'. " I drop my fork on my plate and go to stand but get pushed back down. "Nah, you stay. "

"Surely you ain't about to just leave her after ya'll reconciled? If that was the case you--" Quis' phone beeps again and he cuts Grandma off.