The Maze Runner Jokes

The Gym

Thomas: what're these towels for?

Minho: when you sweat. You need one

Thomas:I'm not gonna sweat

Minho: just take one Tommy

Newt: ONLY I CAN CALL HIM TOMMY

Minho: oh sorry. Just take one Thomas

Thomas:*flings towel over his shoulder and walks off*

Newt: *follows tommy*

Minho: *plugs in headphones and goes on the treadmill*

Thomas: so newt, what do you wanna try out first?

Newt: maybe the yoga mats?

Thomas: okay! I can do a cartwheel. Watch! *attempts a cartwheel and falls over*

Newt: hahaha that's not a cartwheel SLINTHEAD

Thomas: well, you do it then if your so clever.

Newt:....I can't...

Thomas: that's what I thought.

Minho: *goes to rowing machine*

Thomas: ohh look at this * lines up exercise balls and belly flops on them all before landing on a mat.*

Newt: that looks like fun, let me try!

Thomas: certainly *moves*

Newt: *gets ready to jump*

Gym assistant: excuse me sirs, I'm going to have to ask you to leave if you do that again. It Is against the gym policy.

Newt: *jumps anyway*

Thomas: My turn!

Gym assistant: I warned you. Get out.

Thomas: noooo

Gym assistant: yes

Thomas: no

Gym assistant: *picks up Tommy and newt and takes them outside*

Minho: *is oblivious to what just happened*

Newt: its bloody freezing out here

Thomas: do you have the car keys?

Newt: no. Minho does

Thomas: do you think they will let us go Inside to get them?

Newt: no