A Message From Your Favorite Badass

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Hey guys it's me again!  Astrid anyway, I've been fine thanks for asking.
The edge has been really boring and since we put the show and hiatus I've got nothing really to do.  So I thought why not look myself up on the Internet with friends!  So that's what I'm going to do with my special guest!

Hiccup!

Hiccup = plain
Astrid = Italics

Okay are we going to look up stuff on this strange box thing?
Pretty much yes.
This is going to be weird, Astrid.
Hiccup relax! It's going to be fine.
Whatever you say milady.  What are searching first?
My name.  Okay here's the first thing that popped up.

Oooooooh! Look at my axe!Astrid you don't look like that

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Oooooooh! Look at my axe!
Astrid you don't look like that.
Yeah but the axe Hiccup! It's much bigger than my moms, is that a skull on the end?
This will do great in battle it a lot larger and sharper?  Why do I have so much fur?
You look older.
Yeah... Next picture!

When did this happen?!?!!Wait?! You don't remember this happening?!This never happened!Creepy, next

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When did this happen?!?!!
Wait?! You don't remember this happening?!
This never happened!
Creepy, next.
I'm looking up, A  S T R I D F A N A R T

Why are there so many pictures of me looking like this?It's not a bad thing

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Why are there so many pictures of me looking like this?
It's not a bad thing.
...... What do you mean?
O_o Nothing!
Okay then.  Somebody just messaged me to look up Hiccstrid.
What's a Hiccstrid?
I have no idea.

Hiccup?Yes Astrid?I think we are Hiccstrid

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Hiccup?
Yes Astrid?
I think we are Hiccstrid.
Yea.
Bye guys! I have some things to sort out!
Bye? But we just got things started! I like looking at these things it reminds me of why I love yo--
O_o
I-I mean how much I-
Hiccup?
Yes?
Just shut up and kiss me.

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