A young girl from Konohagakure who's literally batshit crazy. A girl who lost almost everyone and thing at the mere age of eight(8). A girl who uses way too many references and calls everyone really stupid, yet humorous names. A girl who's hated thr...
You chuckled while they were bickering back in forth in your mind. You were too busy thinking of a different nickname for Loki you accidentally bumped into an elderly woman.
"My apologies, please excuse me." You said as you bowed quickly and started leaving until she grabbed you by the arm, a sneer on her face.
"So you think you can assault me and then walk away, little girl?" She asked with a disgusted look on her face.
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*Rolls up sleeves* LET ME AT 'ER!!
"Mcscuse me bitch?" You asked, slowly walking up to her.
"Who in the absolute fucker do you think you are, fucker?" You cornered her against a building.
"Someone like you shouldn't even be here in the village. You should be crucified!" She exclaimed.
"Yeah, and you're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six piece chicken McNobody." You replied, poking your finger into her flabby chest. When she spluttered out an answer you started walking away, but you heard her mutter something.
"Goddamn demon..."
"Hah?!" You exclaimed, turning your head with your eyes glowing black and red.
"HEAVEN TRULY KNOWS THAT THOU ART FALSE AS HELL BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!!" turning back around, you walked away.
"That damn dried powdered donut." You muttered in anger, missing the Jonin who was sitting on the roof, watching you.
~ You made it back to your apartment and flopped down onto the bed exhausted.
"Ugh! Having to ride on Kakashi's back while he runs is SOOOOO tiring!" You groaned while rolling around on your bed until you got tangled in the blankets to the point where you were a caterpillar waiting to be a butterfly.
"I BECAME A BUTTERLY—! WOAH!!" You ended up falling face first onto the ground.
Don't try to be Pewdiepie, because let's admit it... he's WAY more fabulous then you!
'EXCUUUUUSE ME!! BUT, THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, I WAS THE MOST FANTABULOUS OF THEM ALL!!!'
And WHOOO said?!
'THE MAGICAL MIRROR I STOLE FROM THE EVIL QUEEN!!'
PFFT!
'I'LL PROVE IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!'' You then somehow got out of the blankets in a second, and ran towards the mirror.
"Mirror mirror, on the... dresser... Who's the most fantabulous of them all... er..." You said, muttering half of the chant.
"Pewdiepie is..."
"GAH!" You screamed while pulling your hair.
*snorts* told you!! And by the way, it's MAGIC MIRROR ON THE WALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!
'SHUT THE FUCK UP! I KNOW THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! YO, LOKI, I'M FANTABULOUS RIGHT?!?!'
Uhhhhh, is there a right or wrong answer?
'OF COURSE THERE IS YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS!!'
Uhhhhh, yes?
Man, did you sound sure.
I'm POSITIVE that Hime is more fantabulous then this Pewdiepie shit.
'HEY! DON'T GO INSULTING THE SWEDISH CUTIE!!'
I thought I was cute! T~T
'You are, but... in a different way...'
What way?
'Eugh... uhhh... you're... hotter?'
*smirks* which way?
'The sweaty kind?'
*eyetwitch* N-no...
'What other way is there?'
*Anime falls and cries*
'Was it something I said...?'
You ruined him, Y/n.
'Since when did YOU care about him?'
I don't, I just think it's funny.
'I guess you're right...'
I'm still here... guys... TT~TT
HELLO FROM THE DARK SIDE~~~~~~~ *Vader breathing*
Edit: Seriously guys do you have a light or something it's dark in here
