EHHHH?!?!?! NO ONE INFORMED ME!!!

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(It's blurry, I know, don't judge me!)

"OH NO HE'S HOOOT!!!!!." You exclaimed while anime crying. He smirked.

"Which way?"

And just like that, the tears retracted back into your eyes and you were immediately standing in front of him. Now, let it be known, you were 4'7 and he was 5'9, so naturally, you're short as shit and was only as tall as his dick basically.

"Alright listen here you piece of shit, I let you out for a damn reason, don't give me one to put you back inside it." You said, your eyes turning black and red. A bead of sweat traveled down his neck. For being so short you can scare the living shit out of anyone.

"Y-yes..." He shuddered.

"Good." You said while rolling your eyes and backing away.

"Nice heels by the way." You said with a smirk. He blushed a little.

"They're not heels!!"

"Then what are they?" You asked while putting a hand on your hip.

"They're... um..."

You chuckled while grabbing the long strand of his ombré hair and twirled it in your fingers.

"Your red hair is the same color as mine." You said with a chuckle.

"Yeah, red looks good on you."

"Tch. Softy." You teased.

"Weirdo."

"I'm not a weirdo!" You protested. He rose a brow.

"Really? Then explain why you were screaming 'imma bird motherfucka imma bird'?"

"Because I'm one at heart, bitch!!" You retorted.

"You wanna go?"

"Bring it on, hot head!" You taunted. He lunged at you, drawing his dagger, but you simply healed the cut. The choker appeared and his fire powers sealed again.

"Oi! That's not fair!"

"Tough shit, sweetie." You retorted. He jumped at you, tackling you down to the wet floor. It was basically just two five year olds wrestling for a toy truck.

You started laughing your head off— *record screeches*

Wait... I'm sorry... what?

That's right, you actually started laughing which shocked the fire God to no end.

"What's so funny, eh?"

"S-sorry, but... you look like you rolled out of bed! HAHAHAHAH!!" You continued laughing while holding your sides, rolling around like a a turtle on its adorable back. He reached up towards his head, and started feeling his hair that was literally sticking up everywhere.

"YOU LOOK LIKE A PORCUPINE!!" You laughed out. Loki smirked while staring down at your form. After your laugh attack, you sat up while rubbing the tears from your eyes.

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