Scroll 1: The Demon Within |Naruto| |Reader Insert|

I'M GOING INSANE

You were all on a rowing/motor boat, sitting in between the drunkard and Kakashi. Basically, Tazuna was explaining about why he lied and the real reason of this mission, which is basically an A rank, but then he started saying how his grandson would be CRYING over him if he died.

Like... my granny could come up with a better sob story...

And she's dead...

Seriously...

"Oh, by the way Y/n." Kakashi called out.

"What is it?" You asked.

"How did you sense them before I did?" He asked.

"How? Well, I actually used my sense of— FISHY!!!!" You screamed while jumping in the water.

"O-OI! Get back up here!!" The rower man whisper-yelled. You popped out of the water while spitting out water.

"I got a fish!!" You screamed while holding up the wiggling creature. The others just sweatdrop at your actions while you just grinned.

"Um... well that's good... I guess..." Kakashi mumbled the last part. You jumped onto the boat and Tazuna took the fish while starting to scale and cut it.

"NOOOO WHY YOU DO THAT TO FISHY FRIEND?! T~T." You anime cried.

'SEBASTIAN! THIS IS AN ORDER! FIND ME ANOTHER FISH!'

YES BOCCHAN!

"Who's Sebastian?"

"Huh?" You asked.

You must've said that out loud.

'Shit...'

"I-it's... erm... my imaginary butle— friend! I mean friend... yeah... heheh." You replied nervously. They all chuckled nervously.

"Whatever you say, Y/n-chan." Naruto said.

Take cover...

'Huh?'

He's coming...

'Cer...'

With a vegeta... sorry, vegetable... no, I mean vegetarian... for the love of Phoenix I meant vendetta! -sigh- stay in school, kids.

'Cer, where are you?'

*coughs* *recomposes self* He's near...

'Cerberus, answer me...'

Kill him...

'CERBERUS ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING DINGLE HEAD!'

Sorry, that voice must've cut our communication somehow.

'What is it?'

If it was able to do that, then it's powerful.

'I'M GOING INSANE HOLY
SUGAR
HONEY
ICE
TEA!!!'

Don't worry about it!

'AND WHY SHOULDN'T I?!'

Because you need to focus on something else!

'LIKE WHAT?!'

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!!

'You did not just use Ouran Highschool host club against me...'

'I'm afraid he did...'

'KYOYA GET THE FUCK OUT OF MIND!!'

'My, such a foul mouth...'

'KYOYA FUCKING OOTORI, I SWEAR ON YOUR FATHERS COMPANY, I'LL—"

"YYYY/NNNN!!!!!!!"

"Huh?"

"WE'VE BEEN CALLING YOU FOR 10 MINUTES!!!" Naruto screamed annoyed.

"Hm? Oh, Gomen... I was spacing out..." You replied sheepishly...

No dur...

"What's going on with you lately? You've been spacing out a lot lately." Sakura asked.

"No, it's nothing to fret about... It's a normal thing for me." You replied awkwardly.

"Whatever you say..." Sakura said quietly, but Sasuke just looked at you skeptically.

The boat parked... or stopped... and you jumped off it, nearly turning it upside down...

"OH THANK HEAVENS!!" You said while kissing the ground.

"Y'know... that kid is... very weird..." Tazuna said.

"I HEARD THAT YOU DRUNKEN OLD MAN— GAH!!" You landed face first on the dock.

NICE GOING!

'HE CALLED ME WEIRD!'

BECAUSE YOU ARE!!

'I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!!'

SEID IHR DAS ESSEN NEIN WIR SID DER JÄGER!!!

'AH AH AH AH! AH AH AH!'

SPLASH!!!

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!?!" You yelled, furious that you got pushed into the water.

"You weren't listening. That was the only rational thing to do." Sasuke replied, though there was a hint of a smirk on his face.

"I COULD'VE DIED!" You screamed.

"And we would've saved you." Kakashi said. You grumbled curses under your breath and jumped back onto the dock. You then ran ahead of the group while jumping and flailing your arms.

"IMMA BIRD MOTHERFUCKA IMMA BIRD!!!" You kept screaming/singing..

"That kid needs help..." Tazuna said.

"Yeah..." They all replied.

Hello! I hope you're enjoying this! It's fun writing it also.

Edit: Jk I'm dying inside why do you guys like this tf

Ja ne!

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