Ninety Eight

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Me- Okay, I'm updating this fanfiction once a week, that should be enough to get people to stop commenting "update" and things like that!

People in the Comments- Update

Me- Okayyyyyyyy, I'll just update an author's note with the word "important" in all caps so people will read it, and I'll politely tell people to stop commenting "update" and explain to them why I can't update more frequently, like a civilized person.

Me- *updates author's note*

A few days later...

People in the comments- Update

Me- *screams*

Me- *facepalm*

Me- *flips table*

Me- *calms down*

Me- It's alright, that's just one person. Everyone else will be nice and not comment that.

The next day...

People in the comments- Update

Me- *heavy breathing*

Me-
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Me- *dies*

Based on a true story, RIP Kiki

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