Percy Jackson Discovers Facebook

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I've been seeing these a lot lately. So, I decided to make one! I was inspired mostly by lilmonkey13 and smartypantz4ever because both their PJO/HoO Facebook stories are hilarious!

Edit: This story was written before House of Hades, so please do not get upset about Nico's sexuality during it. Thanks!

It was also written before Blood of Olympus, so unfortunately Octavian is still alive in this book.

Edit 4/10/15: This chapter was edited on April 10.

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Leo Valdez has updated his status:

I have a cut on my lip and I drank lemonade...

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Thts gt 2 hrt

Annabeth Chase: *that's *got *to *hurt

Annabeth Chase: Stop talking like an idiot, Percy.

Nico di Angelo: As an idiot, I take that as an insult.

Nico di Angelo: CONNOR! TRAVIS! GET OUT OF MY CABIN AND DON'T POST STUFF ON MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!

Travis Stoll: You just

Connor Stoll: got pranked!

Travis Stoll: *highfives

Connor Stoll: Travis*

Piper McLean: Who else finds it creepy that they finish each others sentence?

Annabeth Chase and 2 other people like this comment.

Leo Valdez: I

Travis Stoll: think

Connor Stoll: it's

Percy Jackson: cool.

Piper McLean: Ugh, not you guys, too!

Annabeth Chase: I agree with Piper.

Nico di Angelo: You better watch out, Stolls. I'm going to get you guys back one of these days.

Connor Stoll and Travis Stoll have logged off.

Annabeth Chase has updated her status:

If we're using the computer, how come no monsters have attacked us?

Comments:

Jason Grace: Good point.

Piper McLean: JASON!!!!

Thalia Grace: Woah, calm down Piper.

Piper McLean: ):

Percy Jackson: Haha it's a bipolar face! ^

Annabeth Chase: Bipolar is a serious thing, Percy! But seriously, why aren't we being attacked?

Leo Valdez: You know that chicken nugget smoke screen idea I had? I finally made that but modified it so monsters can't track us.

Percy Jackson: Best. Idea. Ever.

Hazel Levesque: Will someone tell me what a chicken nugget is?!

Leo Valdez: Nico?

Nico di Angelo: I'm on it.

Travis Stoll has changed his name to Travis is an idiot.

Connor Stoll has changed his name to Connor is dumb.

Travis is an idiot: Revenge is

Connor is dumb: sweet! ~Nico

Percy Jackson, Leo Valdez, Jason Grace, and 4 others like this comment.

Nico di Angelo had changed his name to Nico loves Thalia.

Nico loves Thalia has updated his status:

Haha while you were in our cabin we snuck over to your cabin! Point 2 for the Stolls!

Comments:

Travis is an idiot: This means war!

Connor is dumb: BTW it's still Nico.

Percy Jackson: Aww man, you're having a prank war without me? :(

Leo Valdez likes this comment.

Nico loves Thalia: Sorry Percy, it's just us vs Nico.

Thalia Grace: UMM, WTF?

Percy Jackson: LOL, PASS THE POPCORN SOMEONE.

Leo Valdez: *gives Percy popcorn*

Percy Jackson: Thanks man.

Travis is an idiot: Thalia, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

Nico loves Thalia: I love you so much Thalia I wish I could date you but that stupid Artemis girl won't let me because you're in the Hunters!

Travis is an idiot: STOLLS STOP I'M GOING TO GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!

Aphrodite: I ship Thalico.

Eros likes this comment.

Artemis: Stay away from Thalia, Nico!

Hades: Yeah, stay away from that scumbag daughter of Zeus!

Zeus: EXCUSE ME?

Hades has logged off.

Leo Valdez: Who wants to log off? It just got awkward.

Percy Jackson, Leo Valdez, Nico loves Thalia, Travis is an idiot, Connor is dumb, and Thalia Grace have logged off.

BananaJump has updated her status:

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