One time, in a small town in Nebraska, there was a ship full of explosives smuggled out of your mom. She needed them removed because of her huge head full of TNT which could've exploded at anytime.
The ship also had a ton of people on it who are also from your mom. They needed to get to your dad so they could live happily in his head full of facts instead of TNT.
The ship was magical because it went from the ground, to the sky within 0.03 seconds.
It was cool, although it made people vomit. This happened when they went from one head to the other.
It was a long and hard journey, but it was worth it, because of the exploding TNT which went off like fireworks off their ship.
Every time one went off, three people died, but there were advantages of blowing up like getting absorbed by your mom's eyes, and going into her brain, so she blows up and dies.
The End
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The Book of Weird Stories
HumorThis book is about the stories my friend and I made. They are random, but hilarious. I hope you enjoy!!!
