Scroll 1: The Demon Within |Naruto| |Reader Insert|

Welcome to Team Seven!

'Kudos to you, Naruto.' You thought.

Heh, watch them accidentally kiss.

'Please, I think they're smart enough to know—"

"Eh?" You blinked.

"AHHH!!! NARUTO YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!" Sakura and the other girls screamed.

"G-GAH!!! It was an accident Sakura chan!" Naruto stuttered. You smirked before grabbing the scruff of Naruto's collar and tossing him to the other side of the desk and grabbing Sasuke's collar and smashing your lips onto his while lingering there for a couple seconds before pulling away with a  smirk on your face. The girls were a gaping mess, Sasuke was blushing like crazy, and Naruto was pointing a finger at you with his mouth wide open. Your smirk widened.

"What's wrong ladies? Jealous?" You asked, the shit eating grin was enough to make someone lose their temper.

"HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM?!" Naruto screeched. You reached over and flicked his forehead.

"Ow..." He mumbled.

"Why'd you do that?" He whined.

"You were talking too much." You said while smiling lightly. His eyes widen as he sprung from the floor.

"YOU SMILED!!!" He screamed. You flinched before scowling.

"don't get use to it, idiot." You glared. Just then, Iruka walked in.

"Please take your seats." He instructed. They all obeyed and sat down somewhere. Naruto was on your left and the blushing Sasuke was on your right. You looked at him from the corner of your eyes and smirked.

'Got him.' You thought triumphantly.

Don't you think you went over board?

'Pfft. Of course not!'

Now it's going to be awkward whenever you're with him.

'Eh, whatever. More enjoyable for me.'

Sadistic piece of shit...

'Yes. I am.'

"As of today, you're all full-fledged ninja! But you're still Genin, the tough part's still to come!" Iruka started.

"No shitting way, I thought we would IMMEDIATELY become Hokage." You exclaimed sarcastically.

"Y/n... language..." Iruka warned. You shrugged.

"Eh... I'm speaking English... Japanese? What am I speaking?" That was the beginning of your existential crisis. He sighed and continued on.

"From here on you'll be in a squad of three and a squad of four because of the uneven students this year." He added.

"And carry out your missions with your Jonin teachers." He finished.

"The groups have been determined by the strength of each group to make it balanced." You heard him say before you zoned out.

'What is the meaning of life?'

Death.

'I meant metaphorically, not your emo, edge-lord meaning.'

I'm not emo.

'Only emos would dress in black and red.'

First of all, that's goth, second of all, I HAVE NO CHOICE I WAS BORN WITH THIS FUR!

"And finally, team seven: Sakura Haruno, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Y/n Akuma." He said. Naruto, all of a sudden, stood up on the desk.

"But Iruka sensei! Why does an amazing ninja like me have to be with him!" Naruto asked. Iruka sighed.

"Because you have the worst grades Naruto, Sasuke had the second best." He replied.

"Second? Who was the best?" Sakura perked up and asked. Iruka looked at the paper.

"According to here, Y/n Akuma did." He replied calmly. Everyone turned towards you.

"What is it?" You asked with a closed eye smile.

"Who knew she had the best grades?" You heard amongst them.

"Not my fault I'm not fucking stupid like you." You said with your head rested on your hand.

"Your Jonin teachers will come and pick you up in a little while. Until then, behave yourselves." He said before leaving.

'Hm. I wonder who our sensei will be.' You thought.

Let's hope you don't get that Gai person.

'I wouldn't mind, but he's a little... odd...'

Heh, yeah.

'-sigh- guess I'll have to wait.' You thought annoyed.

End! So to put it 'gently', you're a sarcastic, cold, bitch-ass that can fart rainbows and vomit sprinkles... Okay? Okay.

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}