WARNING: There are some pervs on Omegle, DO NOT go on it if you have an innocent mind. Also, there are some pervs in this story, so same goes for reading this.
Ignore my attempts to be funny, I'm really not
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss: I have shit friends. how do I make new friends?
You: You sh*t friends?!
You: Better go to the toilet then
Stranger: Your friends say they've got one shitty friend.
Stranger: Now, who could that be?
You: Your mum
Stranger: Original.
You: I know I am
You: Don't be jealous
Stranger: Anything else, kid?
You: Nope... wait...
You: YOUR MUM
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss: why do people like diarrhea ?
Stranger: No, people don't
Stranger: Only you
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: You horny?
Stranger: ya
You: WOW I'VE NEVER MET A PERSON WITH HORNS!
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey m
You: hey alien
Stranger: I prefer extraterrestrial
Stranger: lol
You: well damn guess our love can never be
Stranger: hahah
You: oh well
You: I WILL SURVIVE
Stranger: wats ur name?
Stranger: I arnold
You: HEY ARNOLD!
You: My name's Bleep
Stranger: hahahahhahahah no
You: But my friends just call me B
Stranger: hahah lol
Stranger: m er f?
You: alien. we have no gender.
Stranger: hahah great
YOU ARE READING
Funny Omegle Chats
RandomI saw some people doing this and it looked fun. This is basically me going on Omegle and being very weird (and scaring a lot of pervs). Enjoy!
