Damn horny teenagers

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WARNING: There are some pervs on Omegle, DO NOT go on it if you have an innocent mind. Also, there are some pervs in this story, so same goes for reading this.

Ignore my attempts to be funny, I'm really not

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m or f

You: both

Stranger: col

Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Everybody wants to know her name

You: How does she cope with her newfound fame?

You: Everyone asks me

You: Who the hell is she

You: That weirdo with 5 colours in her hair

Stranger has disconnected.

(Guess somebody doesn't like McFly then...)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 25 female asl?

You: yo mamma

Stranger: what u up to?

You: yo mamma

Stranger: im looking for a naughty guy i can talk to :)

You: well you won't find one here

Stranger: i use skypee u can add me k?

You: No.

Stranger: my id therre is ********************

You: I SAID NO WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WOMAN

Stranger: ill talk to u there

You: NO YOU WON'T

Stranger has disconnected.

(Some people don't understand the meaning of the word no)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: male 17 here looking for a female who sends nudes on kik

You: Oh you are, are you?

Stranger: yyhh

You: This is your mother, get off the internet

You: You're grounded young man

Stranger: suck my dick

You: THAT WOULD BE INCEST

Stranger: so?

You: I thought I raised you better than this!

You: GO TO YOUR DAMN ROOM

Stranger: *i pull my trousers down* SUCK IT

You: I AM YOUR MOTHER THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

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