the lief and timez of a pink guy

cromosome 2

im back <#333

k so one day i wuz walking with my uther frend maxmotherfuccer and he apaprently kne w fithly frankie becuz when we got 2 teh edge of le fence farnk was there waiting 4 us. my heart stop in my chest and i mentally convulusinated. max y u no tell me u know franku?

anyeway, they started talking and franku noticrd me and said "nice hair bro did u get from carbage can" WOWOW senpai really did notice me. woat sweet things 2 say to little ol me.

i said "yr a feg" and we became friends bazilcally instantly

"i think ur gud frend material " he sez to me wich basically cunfirms he wanst 2 get in my pants right, so we start3d talking more and i found out something rlly sexy about him, he plays an insturment!

"yup ive been playin nose floot for a while and im gonna ge signed to an recerd label and bust out them underground lyrics" he sayz to me.

i followed him home and we talk for a looong tiem and becum relly good frendz.

so one day i was bi myself at homme in bed eeting popcron and i wundered if mayb3 i cud get dic succ. so i asked if mebe he want 2 come over and he sayz sure. but sad lyfe i fell asleep and he wuz trying 2 bang on my dore but i didnt wake so he had to leave, until next time i called him over and was actully awayke. so we were plying gamz then he snuck a kiss on me. i had no idea he lieked me like this!!  so we started kizzing alot, life was finally luking up 4 me. but it wuz not 2 last. find out what happenz next time on the life and times of pink guy <3