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he was a secsi specimen of a men, 3 foot tall and lotsa pink evrywere. i woodlnt say he wuz a prep but sometimes when i sed hi he wood just turn and wak away wile playing hiz favorit mixtape, "im so hood" by dj kahled. my frend h3h3productions (ill just call him fag 4 now) and me wood alwayz play cards against humenity on the third floor of our skool at lunch, and sumtimez the sexy manhood wood walk past us and glanse in my genral direcshun. his name wuz joji ffranku, and i had a HOOG crush on him.

ive alwayz bene told that hes 2 far out of my leege cuz he like knows japenese and stuff and haz a uporn channel, but i HAD 2 know wut he kept under his pants <3 (sorry i haf 2 stop the story now for a masterbateien brake, brb <# )

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