Fish puns :3

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I didn't go to work today, I couldn't muster up any energy. I'm really sad about Timin I feel like it's my fault he was killed so, to cheer me up, I'm going to be writing fish puns. Because everygoby loves puns and I could probably get a gillfriend!
Q- what do you call a fish without eyes?
A- FSH
Had a gillfriend. I lobster but then I flounder
These fish puns are kraken me up!
That's a load of carp
Q- where is a fish in orbit?
A-trouter space
Q- where do fish keep their money?
A-the river bank
Q- what fish do best in the winter?
A- skater
If you can think of any better let minnow 💝🐟

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