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Robin's Sixth Post

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RobinOfLocksley: Happy birthday to my beautiful soulmate 💘🍎

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HenryMills: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM!!!

EmmaSwan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, REGINA!!!

ReginaMills: Oh yeah, my birthday is today

SnowWhite: How do you forget about your birthday?

ReginaMills: I don't know

ReginaMills: I'm like 82 now why would I care about my birthday?

SnowWhite: You're not 82!

ReginaMills: Then how old am I?

SnowWhite: Well you were about 18 when you married my dad, and I was about 18 when you became the Evil Queen, so that would mean you were 26ish. I was on the run for a year and a half and then I was queen for two and a half years, which means you were 30 when you cast the Dark Curse. It was broke 28 years later, making you 58 when it was broke and it's been broke for what, two years now? Three years? So you're either 60 or 61, not 82!

ReginaMills: That makes you either 52 or 53

ReginaMills: Wow, I'm getting old

EmmaSwan: You're only 60!

ReginaMills: Says the 30-year-old

EmmaSwan: At least you're not as old as my boyfriend

ReginaMills: Which one? Neal or Hook?

EmmaSwan: Yes

CaptainHook: I am only 200ish!

NealCassidy: And I'm only 190ish!

EmmaSwan: Normal people do not live that long!

PrinceCharming: So if the pirate is supposed to be dead, why did we save him?

ReginaMills: So he can be with his true love again

PrinceCharming: DON'T JOIN THE DARK SIDE, REGINA!!

ReginaMills: Dude, I meant the floor

PrinceCharming: Oh

PrinceCharming: In that case, CAPTAINFLOOR FOREVER!!!!

SnowWhite: Hey Regina, this is totally off topic, but what is your favorite flavor of cake?

ReginaMills: Um...probably chocolate

RobinOfLocksley: I told you!

EmmaSwan: Never doubt someone when they tell you something about their soulmate

SnowWhite: I just wanted to be sure everything was perfect!

ReginaMills: Perfect for what?

SnowWhite: Nothing!

SnowWhite: Nothing at all

ReginaMills: Yeah, I don't believe that

SnowWhite: That's okay

BelleFrench: WE HAVE A TOTALLY AWESOME QUEEN'S CLUB MEETING IN THREE HOURS!!!

SleepingBeauty: Where at?

SnowWhite: My place

SnowWhite: I'm kicking David out for a few hours