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by jburn123

by jburn123

Well, hello again. I'm the 3rd voice of reason in Mr. Pool's head. He doesn't have much reason, so I don't appear very much. Just here to say that Deadpool can be a pretty nice guy when you get to know him. Despite the bad humor, the violence and the sexuality he really is... well... let's not say NICE, just... sensitive. Hehe. Yeah, something like that.

Fuck America. The 2016 election is gonna be shit!! Donald Duck, Hillary Douche-bag, Marco Mexican, Ted Creeper. They're all a bunch of dumbasses!

Deadpool, chill out. Be cool.

Hey, voice #3 in my head. Do I have to? Can I at least make a few Marco Rubio jokes?

Why not?

Yay!!!

Hey, let's do the one about immigration!!

Ok!!! You know why Marco doesn't care about Mexican immigration? Because he likes the Mexican lady's big tits!!

Deadpool!! No!!

Hehe. Mexicans.

Well, then. Ok, Mexicans. Do not kill me if you find this offensive. Oh, wait. You can't. In your faces Mexicanos!

Let's sing a song!

Yeah!!
Cheeseburgers.... Ooooooooohhhhb
Cheese burgers
And fried burritos
Cheese burgers
And fried burritos
Hahahahahahahahaha
CHIMICHANGA!!!

Well, we need a contract. Who's hiring? Let's see... Oh, some dude named Troller_Loominarti666
Is offering $6,000,000 to kill Wolfie.

WHAT?!?!? Siiiiiiiiii-si-si-si- SIX MILLION DOLLARS?!?!
HELL YEAH!!!!
Ur GONNA GET WRECKED M8!!!!!

Let's do this!!!! Quick!!! To the Pool-Phone!!!!

Pool-Phone? What the fuck is this? A 1960's cartoon? CELL-PHONE, dipshit!

Pool-Phone sounds better. And now it's all iPhones. We have a 6, right? RIGHT?!?!?

Sure, right over... Oh, shit!!! We don't!!

Ok. When we kill Wolfie we're gonna buy a 20 carat gold iPhone 6s, ok?

It's a deal!!!

To be continued!...