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That one time...

Flutter: BLESSING!!!!!!
Blessing: Jesus Christ what?!
Flutter: D-D-Do you remember that one time?
Blessing: Please be a little more specific
Flutter: Y-You know that one time!
Blessing: Which one?
Flutter: The one with the lake.
Blessing: We've gone over thousands of lakes flutter. I. NEED. DETAILS.
Flutter: It's just that one time ok?
Blessing: FLUTTER I WILL BEAT YOU
Flutter: The cops are after me.
Blessing: Flutter what did you do?
Flutter: CATS
Flutter: I MEANT CATS.
Blessing: the...cats....are...after you....
Flutter: Yeah because of that one time...
Blessing: GODDAMMIT FLUTTER WHAT WAS THAT ONE TIME?!?!
Flutter: that one time where I took that fat, soft, orange tabby swimming with me! It has gathered it's brethren to seek it's revenge!
Blessing: Oh yeah...
Flutter: It's on my desk staring at me right now! What do I do?!
Blessing: so was the brethren thing a lie then?
Flutter: No time for questions Blessing! Oh...Oh no...it's rubbing it's cheek on my face!!! It's obviously the signal to attack! What do I do Blessing?
Blessing: Pet it?
Flutter: Why would I do that?!
Blessing: Because that's what cats do when the want to be pet?
Flutter: Oh....
Flutter: Can you do it blessing? I'm still scared.
Blessing: Can't move. Spot's got me pinned to the couch and I don't wanna wake him.
Flutter: AAAAAHHH!!!! It licked my face! It has a taste for human flesh!
Blessing: That's how some cats show affection Flutter. Just stroke its head.
Flutter: Okay but if I die it's on you!
Flutter: BLESSING IT'S MAKING THIS WEIRD NOISE WITH IT'S THROAT WHAT DO I DO?!
Blessing: It's purring it means it likes it!
Flutter: So keep doing it?
Blessing: you know I think that cat might actually like water.
Flutter: Huh? Why?
Blessing: well it seems quite fond of you. Certainly doesn't hate you at least. Nor does it seem like it's intention is to attack.
Flutter: So it...LIKES ME?!
Flutter: BUT I ALREADY HAVE SPOT!
Blessing: Let's face it. Spots more MY dog that than the rest of the flocks. Wispy's allergic, claws dislikes dogs, and the rest of the household is too lazy (or insane) to feed or take care of him properly. So I'm technically the one with the pet. Not you.
Flutter: But Fudge has that one-pet-only rule doesn't she?
Blessing: One pet per Flock member. You can gat a cat.
Flutter: SO CAN I KEEP HIM?
Flutter: wait...
Flutter: YEAH SO CAN I KEEP HIM?
Blessing: Did you just check it's gender?
Flutter: Yeah, so what? Can I keep him?
Blessing: Let's see...a cat that isn't like the other cats. LIKES Flutter, unlike most cats. And can obviously take care of itself having traveled at least 150 miles to get here? Sounds like your perfect pet. What'll you name it?
Flutter: TIGER! I like tiger!
Blessing: we'll this was the person that named a dog spot before finding the spot.
Blessing: huh.
Blessing: Tiger it is then.
Blessing: wait isn't fudge allergic to cats?
Flutter: No she's allergic to chipmunks.
Blessing: okay then. We'll go into town later and get a litter box and other cat needs like food, a collar, and food bowls.
Flutter: I'm suddenly discouraged.
Blessing: Flutter look at Tigers face.
He deserves a good home don't cha think?
Flutter: definitely. Let's go blessing!