justin: lolita.
justin: what do you want for your birthday?
dolores: your dick in a box.
dolores: just kidding!! i want concert tickets to see travis scott.
dolores: that's my real daddy, idk u. :-)
justin: i could've arranged the dick thing.
justin: but, travis?
justin: i'll seeeee.
dolores: i mean both would be lit but i don't wanna sound like a greedy bitch.
justin: you're not greedy, lo.
dolores: ew, stick to calling me lolita. lo is ugly.
justin: sorry, princess.
dolores: you're forgiven, daddy.
