Seventeen Scenarios

Seventeen as your brothers : When you're on your period

-Seungcheol-
Him : *sees you getting mad at the wall *
You : It's all your fucking fault! And we 'accidentally' bumped to each other and then what? fall in love? Answer me, madafaka.
Him : Baby sis?
You : WHAT
Him : You're on your period,huh?
You : How the fuck did you know?
Him : You won't getting mad at the wall for nothing and do you need anything like pads, chocolates,ice creams? I will go and buy it for you.

-Jeonghan-
You : Why do i need to be a girl. Periods sucks *continueasly complaining how much does its pain*
Jeonghan : *Plays with your hairs*
You : Why do mom need to gave birth to me and wh..-
Jeonghan : Why? because if you weren't born,then i don't have anyone else to be called "Young sis".I'm pretty sure you can't stop complaining because of the hungriness.I will be right back.

-Jisoo-
You : JISOOO OPPAA
Jisoo : Yeah,wh-
You : JISOOO OPPAAAAA
Jisoo : Wh-
You : JISSSSSOOOOOO OPPPPAAAA
Jisoo : I'm pretty sure you're on your period,omaigash.
You : I want to tell you a story.
Jisoo : Yeah if the story that you meant is "There's a ladybug and a dog.They fell in love with each other and make a decision to get married.But a day before the wedding.The dog accidentally stepped on  the ladybug and the ladybug died" then no.
You : H-hhow did you know? *shocked*
Jisoo  : You kept telling me the tragic love story between the dog and the ladybug when you're on your period and i can even remember how you would cry at the end of the story eventhough you've been telling me,twice a month. But if it will makes you feel better,i'm okay with it.

-Junhui-
Junhui : *stares weirdly at your bed sheets*
You : Gege?
Junhui : There's red liquids on the sheets.
You : *Getting emberassed*
Junhui : I told you before to stop pouring sauces on your sheets,right?
You : What the...
Junhui: ..What..

-Soonyoung-
Soonyoung : *wears a pad at his head, pretending to be a king*
I'M A KING.BOW TO ME,PEASANTS.
You : Kwon Soonyoung! THAT WAS MY LAST PAD
Soonyoung :
You :
Soonyoung: Okay,i will buy you a new pack of pads.Be right back,sissy.

-Wonwoo-
You : Weewoo oppa,i want some chocolates.
Wonwoo : Go buy it yourself.
You : Pleaseee
Wonwoo : Fine, just don't call me by that ugly name.
You : FUCK YOU,I WILL NEVER STOP.LOSER.
Wonwoo : Damn that period thing.

-Jihoon-
Jihoon : Stop ordering the stove to cook your own food. It's an unliving thing,you idiot.
You : Everybody doesn't love me.I will go to a very far place from you and our family.I'm a failu-
Jihoon : You could just ask me to do it for you.Idiot.

-Seokmin-
You : *Forgets a math formula for a math question eventhough you're very good at the subjects* I'm such a failure,i'm not good anything.Why am i even alive? I need to die.
Seokmin: What are you talking about? Die? Failure? You have copied a lists of formulas in a book and it was placed at the second level of the book shelf.Stupid.

-Mingyu-
You : I AM HUNGRYYYYYYY
Mingyu : You just ate two bowls of noodles 30 minutes ago.
You : I.AM.HUNGRY
Mingyu : Fine,i will order some pizzas
You : But i want to eat your cooking.
Mingyu : Mhm,okay.

-Minghao-
Minghao : Are you okay?
You : What do you mean? Do i look like i'm not?
Minghao : Kinda
You : Ohh
Minghao : Are you..perhapss..did you...
You : What?
Minghao : Did your period just came?

-Seungkwan-
Seungkwan : HAH,When a pain in the ass got a real pain in her ass.
You : But...it's not?
Seungkwan :
You :
Seungkwan : Yeah,whatever.

-Hansol-
Hansol :
You : I know you won't help me.
Hansol : It's emberrasing,you know?
You : But what's more emberassing than headlines,headlin-
Hansol : Be right back.

-Lee Chan-
Chan : I really love you,baby sis but what would people react to a 16-turn-17 boy bought a pack of pads.
You : So,you won't?
Chan :
You : Okay,i will just ask my boyfriend for help and we can cuddle after that an-
Chan : Damn it,i will go now urgh.