The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!

Tomato Cars, Tricycles, a Bumpkin, and a Vampire (Sort of)

Blake: *Walks in* It's not called Blake's Tomato Red Paint Jobs, it's Blake's PeachyPaint Jobs! *Laughs* Heh-heh-heh.

Dylan: *Rides in on his stupid tricycle at top speed (half a mile an hour) and rams into Vanessa's peachy pink car so hard it leaves an indention of face and he pedals away*.

Vanessa: Oh. My. God.

Seth: *Blinks*.

Blake: *Smiles insanely* Want another peachy paint job? Heh-heh-heh. *You can hear his employees mimic him in the back*

Vanessa: NO.

*They leave*

Nick: Er...What happened to your car, Vanessa?

Vanessa: Some one did a very fancy paint job and then someone rammed their face into it*

*Dylan's face is imprinted to the side of her car*

Yvette: That's just...Scary.

Bindi: Yeah.

Seth: Why would we go to a place called Blake'sPeacy Paint Jobs?

Vanessa: We are really stupid.

*They all go inside*

Nick: *Pulls out a toy cow.*

Yvette: Aw, who's that?

Nick: Mr. Fluffy Pants.

Yvette: I thought you told us he was a bunny?

Nick: He thinks he's a bunny.

Dylan: *Rides in on a cow*.

Seth: *Faints*.

Vanessa: *Eyes pop* What the?!

Yvette's mom: *Walks down the stairs, then runs really fast back up*.

Yvette: -Deathly fear of cows! Get it out, NOW!

Dylan: Fine, but now I know your secret, Seth. *Rides out*.

Yvette: I meant my mom, not Seth. She'll never be the same again. That was overload. Your toy cow, Nick.

Nick: Don't listen. *Covers Mr. Fluffy Pant's ears*.

Yvette: And Dylan's REAL cow. She'll never be the same again!

*Next day they a see these signs that say:

                                                     Lost Cow

                                     *Shows a picture of a cow*

                        Please contact the Bumpkin from Lumpkin

Dylan: *runs up in a cow costume.* MOO!

Seth: You look stupid.

Dylan: I thought you were scared of cows.

Seth: That was Yvette's mom.

Dylan: Oh.

*A person walks up*

Nick: Are you the Bumpkin from Lumpkin?

Bumpkin: Yup. *Points at Dylan* That ain't my cow. It's too ugly. Oh, lookie there. A tor-na-da-do. *He means tornado*

*Everyone looks to see a fast spinning object coming toward them*.

Nick: Nah, that's just Blake and Courtney.

Bumpkin: Oh, really?

Nick: *Says awkwardly* Yeah.

Blake and Courtney: *Stop in front of them*.

Blake: HelloOooooOoO....Oh look a cow! Wait...That's an ugly cow. It kind of looks like Dilly-on-o. * That's what Blake calls Dylan*.

Courtney: Like, Yeah.

Dylan: RAAAH! It's me!

Blake: Weird, I thought cows mooed.

Dylan: *Sulks*.

Bumpkin: Oh, lookie, my friend Count Mosso is a coming.

Nick: Wait..Who is..

*A person dressed like Dracula appears in front of them*.

Count Mosso: Hello, may I bite your toe and drink your JuicyJuice?

Nick: WHAT?

Count Mosso: Bite your toe and drink your Juicy Juice.

Nick: No, you may not. *Steps behind Yvette*

Bumpkin: So have any of ya see my cow?

Dylan: I stole it yesterday.

Bumpkin: Oh, dearie.

*Bumpkin's cow runs up*

Bumpkin: *Pets cow*.

*They go to the Bumpkin's farm.*

Nick: What are those? *Points at a brown pumpkin with ears growing out of it and a dog snout*

Bumpkin: A pupkin. *Picks it up.*

Sam: Weird.

Blake: *Pops out of the hole in the ground where the pupkin was*.

Seth: How the hell do you do that?

Blake: I willn't tell you, because then you will know how to do it, too and then it'd be uncool.

Seth: I don't want to. I was just wondering-how???

Blake: I don't know exactly.

Dylan: *Pedals up on his tricycle.*

Bumpkin: That is the funniest lookin' vehicle I ever seen.

Dylan: *rams his tricycle into the the Bumpkins pumpkins*

Bumpkin: *Grabs a pitchfork and starts chasing Dylan*.

Count Mosso: *Lunges at Nick's foot*

Nick: EGAD! *Starts shaking his foot with Count Mosso hanging on*.

Count Mosso: *Pulls off Nick's shoe.*

Nick: Gadzooks!

Count Mosso: *Bites Nick's big toe*.

Nick: Ow!!! Heyyy. I haven't got any Juicy Juice.

Count Mosso: *Walks away*.

Bindi: That was awkward.

Sam: Yeah.

Nick: Sam! I forgot you existed!

Sam: Gee.

Nick: Sorry buddy.

Count Mosso: *Tries to bite the cows "toe" but the cow kicks him*.

Bumpkin: I try to tell him he can't do that. He thunks he's a vampire.

Vanessa: What. The heck?