Okay, this is where it gets awkward and slightly more immature...
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Nick: * "Wakes up" *
Yvette" Glory hallelujah, he's up!
Nick: Uh...Yeah.
Seth: *Smiles happily at Nick*.
Nick: What happened?
Yvette: Blake hit you on the head.
Nick: Oh.
*Blake walks in...*
Nick: Uh....Blake..... What happened to um.....Your...Uh back side?
Blake: *He's wielding a saw and ax* I took it off.
Nick: WHAT?! *He hides behind Yvette*.
Blake: I'm starting a trend.
Yvette: *Turns to Nick and peels the skin off her face*.
Nick: *Eyes grow really large and he backs away*.
Bindi: Cool! *She pulls her hair off like it's a wig*
Nick: *Looks utterly terrified*.
Dylan: Too cool, Blake.
Blake: Want to use my saw to saw off your ears?
Dylan: Can I?! *He starts sawing off his ears*.
Nick: Oh my!!!
Seth: *Pops his eyes out of his eye sockets* Now I can see behind me. *He puts his eyes on his shoulders*.
Vanessa: Whoa, totally cool. *Starts screwing her nose off*.
Brett: AWESOME!!! *Pops his arm out of his arm socket* *He waves it around wildly* I'm armed!
Seth: Nick, what are you taking off?
Nick: RUNNING! *Bolts up*.
Yvette: Nick! You're okay!
Nick: *Screams* I'm not taking anything off!!!.....Oh, Yvette, you have your face.
Yvette: Yes, Nick. I do. And so do you.
Nick: Seth, your eyes are in their sockets.
Seth: Uh, last time I checked.
Vanessa: *Mumbles something about them popping out of their sockets when they first met*.
Nick: Bindi, you have your hair!
Bindi: Thanks for noticing?
Nick: Dylan, you have your ears.
Dylan: I hope I do.
Nick: Vanessa, your nose is attached to your face.
Vanessa: Uh...yeah.
Yvette: Nick, you probably had a dream.
Nick: Wait......Is Blake's butt attached to his behind?
*Dead silence*
Brett: No, someone messed up and attached it to his face.
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The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!
HumorThis is a collection of stupid stories written by me and the author 1equilibrium. This is just the weird adventures of Blake and his side kick Courtney. It has no plot line so in this book you can expect the unexpected. Only read this story if you r...
