Milo: *Appears with two kids*.
Yvette: And who are they?
Milo: Mimi and Fernando!
Nick: Okay.
Blake: *Walks in with a staple gun*. I'm going to staple you together.
Milo: *Takes the staple gun from Blake and throws it behind him, before it hits the ground, it disappears*.
Blake: *Pulls out those Star Wars light saver sword.*
Yvette: *Takes it from Blake and hand it to Fernando.*
Fernando: *Runs around with the sword crazily swinging it around*.
Mimi: *Looks at Yvette* That was a dangerous and stupid thing to do.
Nick: Why? *He says as Fernando hits him on the face, accidentally.*
Mimi: Nick, putting Fernando with a weapon is not smart.
Nick: I see, because he hit me, too.
Fernando: Sorry!
Nick: It's okay.
Mimi: You're just lucky it wasn't me, I would have given you a concussion!
Courtney: *Runs in with another light saver sword*
Mimi: *Takes it*.
Nick: *Looks really unsure*.
Dylan: *Starts kicking everyone's shins....*
Nick: Dylan, why are you kicking our shins? Oh wait, never mind, because you're too short to kick anywhere else.
Dylan: I"M NOT SHORT! *Shoves Nick*
Nick: You big bully! *Shoves Dylan*
Dylan: Now you're a bully.
Nick: *Cries* I'm a bully!!!!
Yvette: No, you're not, Nick.
Blake: *Smiles madly* Nick's a bully. Yaw haw haw! *And Milo makes him disappear*
Dylan: *Screams bloody murder*.
*They all turn around to look at him*
Nick: What'cha doin' Dylan?
Dylan: *He is wearing suction cups on his hands and he's hanging upside down from the ceiling* Nothing.
Nick: You know, Dylan, it doesn't really look like nothing.
Dylan: *Walks across the ceiling and the down the wall*.
*It starts to storm outside*
Bindi: *Turns on the TV*
Weather man: Tornado headed YOUR way!
Vanessa: Oh, well that's really helpful!
Dylan: We're all going to die! OH MY GOD!
Sam: Thanks for being so optimistic, Dylan.
Olivia: *Appears* Oh no, the Monkey-Demons have found Blake! That's what you get for locking him in a space cell!
Milo: Uh oh. They're going to crown him king. Let's go, Olivia. *They disappear*.
*Olivia and Milo appear with Blake*
Blake: I'm king of the Monkey-Demons.
Vanessa: That sounds like an insult.
Olivia: *Looks at Milo* Next time, lock him in an underground cell.
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The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!
HumorThis is a collection of stupid stories written by me and the author 1equilibrium. This is just the weird adventures of Blake and his side kick Courtney. It has no plot line so in this book you can expect the unexpected. Only read this story if you r...
