I really just want to thank anyone who is reading this. Most people would run away screaming. You guys are tough little cookies :).
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*Next day at Bindi's house*
Vanessa: *Chews on popcorn*.
Blake: *Strides in* I'm going to run a car through your house! *Runs out.*
Bindi: Uh-oh.
*A little plastic toy car rolls in from the door*.
Nick: HA HA! And we were scared...
Vanessa: *Steps on the car and breaks it*.
Blake: *Who has come back in* *Roars* NO!
Bindi: Please leave.....
Blake: *Runs out*
Nick: Okay...
Blake: *Starts climbing up a rope with all this spy gear because he thinks he's invisible.* *He climbs in through the window*.
Everyone: *They stare at Blake*.
Blake: You can't see me, I'm invisible.
Seth: No. You're not.
Blake: Yeah.
Nick: No Not really.
Blake: Yes, I am.
Yvette: *Smacks her forehead*
Sam: We can see you.
Dylan: Yep.
Courtney: *Jumps in through the window*. Time, like, for the, like, some dynamite.
Blake: Oh yeah.
Nick: Oh no!
Courtney: *Pulls out some plastic dinosaurs.* DINO-MIGHT!
Seth: *Stops and stares*.
Courtney: *Throws the dinosaur at Nick.*
Nick: *Catches it*.
Vanessa: This is so stupid I don't have to say anything to make it look stupider. It does that by itself.
*Courtney and Blake put on these pair of sunglasses.*
Blake: These glasses are special.
Nick: Especially stupid.
Blake: NO. OUR SPECTACLES CAN READ YOUR MIND.
Nick: Spectacles is a funny word.
Blake: Nick's a funny word. *Grins*.
Nick: Heyy.
Blake: Nick, you're thinking I'm epic.
Nick: No, not necessarily.
Seth: I don't think anyone is thinking that.
Courtney: Vanessa, you're thinking, like, I'm, like, prettier than, like, you, like, you're totally jealous.
Vanessa: Either those things don't work or your telling youself what you want to hear because you are both way off.
Nick: Yeah..
Vanessa: What the hell am I saying? They don't work. Just a cheap pair of sunglasses.
Courtney: MAAAHHH!!!!!
*Bindi and Yvette exchange looks*.
Dylan: What does 'mah' mean?
Nick: Good question, young Dylan.
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The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!
HumorThis is a collection of stupid stories written by me and the author 1equilibrium. This is just the weird adventures of Blake and his side kick Courtney. It has no plot line so in this book you can expect the unexpected. Only read this story if you r...
