At South Park Elementary they were having their 5th grade graduation party. The boys were graduating. Cartman became Kyle's boyfriend that night. Wanna see how?
They were playing truth or dare. No, they did not just dare Cartman to admit his feelings. That would be to simple. "Okay, Cartman. Truth or Dare?" Kenny had asked just having to sing Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park on the karaoke machine.
Cartman sighed saying dare. Kenny tapped the side of his head thinking and gained a huge evil smile. "Okay, Cartman. I dare you to sing 'Fuck You Betta' and dedicate the song to your crush before you sing."
"AW GOD DAMN IT! I AM NOT DOING THAT YOU GUYS!" Cartman yelled getting the attention of almost the whole gym. Craig flipped them off and they yelled at him to mind his own bull shit.
"Unless you want to go kiss your crush, you should sing them the song." Kyle said laughing, little did he know Cartman would be dedicating the song to him. "Fuck you guys." Cartman mumbled walking up to Mr. Mackey.
"What song Eric?" he asked. "Fuck You Betta..." he replied looking away. "ERIC! That is not and okay song! Mnkay?"
"But Mr. Mackey! I he needs to sing it." Stan says, "We were playing Truth or Dare, that was his dare."
"Oh, okay then." Mr. Mackey says handing Eric and iPad, "The words will come up on the screen and you sing them. Mmkay? You do know how karaoke works right?" "Yes Mr. Mackey." Cartman walks up to the mic. The people in the gym start to whisper.
"Ehm." He says his face turning a very deep shade of red, "GOD DAMN IT! I have to dedicate this stupid ass fag song to Kyle." Kyle spits out his drink and face plants into the table the boys were stitting at. Cartman then sings the whole song, here are the lyrics,
I, I feel like I'm losing my mind, mind
She crept into your life, life
And cut me up like a knife, knife, yeah
Hey hey, few things that I wanna say, ay
Still got my dignity, ay
No one'll love you like me, ay
She's prettier than I'll ever be
Got yourself a beauty queen, yeah
But there's one thing I gotta say
She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you betta
Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta ay
Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta ay
I can fuck you betta
Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta ay
She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you
My way, remember screaming my name, ame
'Cause I can sex your brain, ain
But she don't do it that way, ay, no
'Cause she's prettier than I'll ever be
Got yourself a beauty queen, yeah
But there's one thing I gotta say
She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you betta
Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta ay
Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta ay
I can fuck you betta
Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta ay
She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you better
I know she's perfect and worth it,
I bet she's beautiful
But can she love you and touch you until you go oh
You keep on tryin' to hide it
But we both know, oh
She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you betta
[Dubstep break]
She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you betta
Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta ay
Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta ay
I can fuck you betta
Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta Etta ay
She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you betta
I know she's perfect and worth it,
I bet she's beautiful
But can she love you and touch you until you go oh
You keep on tryin' to hide it
But we both know, oh
She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you betta
Betta, betta, betta, betta
But I can fuck you betta
Betta, betta, betta, betta
She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you betta
I can fuck you betta, baby!
Cartman walks back to the table. "Is th-that true." Kyle asks timidly. Cartman just nods looking anywhere but at Kyle. Kyle quickly leans across the table and slams his lips, anything but gracefully into Cartman's.
Cartman wraps his arms around Kyle not letting him pull away. By this point everyone was staring. Kenny stands up and whispers in Cartman's ear, "Told you he liked you back." then Kenny got stabbed by a random blonde girl. "OH MY GOD! THEY'VE KILLED KENNY!" Stan says. "You Bastards!" Kyle tries to to say, but just ends up getting Cartman's tongue in his mouth.
They only break away once Clyde yells, "GET A ROOM!" "Hey, FUCK YOU CLYDE!" Cartman yells. "What ever, Tweek and Craig already ran away. If you do run away, maybe you'll find them fucking in a random empty class room somewhere!" Clyde and Token laugh their asses off.
Author's Note:
Wow. That took up was more time than I expected to spend on this. Lol. The story way super short though. Double Lol. So I got the idea after listening to my playlist of songs on Youtube...Any way hope you liked it!
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South Park Karaoke? (Kyman)
FanfictionOkay, so I decided to write a Kyman South Park oneshot... Plzzzz don't mad about Kyman! I was listening to songs on Youtube and came up with this.... don't kill me...
