(a/n: back to ryans pov)
"ive watched the original parent trap like ten times in the past week," i groan while spencer tries to eat his fifteenth taco without throwing up all over the table and i. "i dont even know why, but i can recite 95% of the dialogue."
spencer laughs loudly, stopping quickly to hold his stomach from the ache. "why the fuck," he starts with a strained smile due to his stomach. "why would you watch the parent trap?"
"shut the fuck up and come with me to hot fucking topic," i say as i stand to throw my trash away. spencer struggles to stand without causing pain to his abdomen as he seems to literally waddle to the door.
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hand sanitizer ;; ryden *completed*
Fanfiction"you know this stuff is for girls, right?" "fuck off dude." - lol ryan buys scented hand sanitizer and brendon makes irrelevant remarks because he's a werid little shit. !DISCLAIMER! i wrote this book before i educated myself on transgender rights a...