Randomness (BECAUSE IDK)

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A/B: I DEDICATE THIS CHAPTER TO ME FALLING OFF MY CHAIR TODAY! I'M JUST GONNA BLAME BAILY (this guy from my 3rd period) AND SQUIRREL (his real name is Tyler, but I call his squirrel) BECAUSE HE WASN'T AT SCHOOL TODAY, AND MY FRIEND SARAH WON'T STOP TELLING ME I'M
HIS "NUMBER ONE" EEEEEHHH

I'm having 12 year old girl problems...
CARRY ON :3

Bonnie: I got a new phone :3

Flash: WITH MY FRICKING MONEY

Bonnie: I still got a new phone :3

Flash: YOU USED MY EFFING CREDIT CARD ON AMAZON

Bonnie: I didn't realize how much money you actually had on that thing, so I also got a pizza shaped throw pillow.

Chica: PIIIIIIZZZZZAAAA

Bonnie: It wasn't for you

Chica: FRICKING FAZBEAR

Foxy: LANGUAGE, LASS. LANGUAGE!

Chica: EEEEEHHHHH

Flash: HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU SPEND?

Bonnie: Idk, four, five.

Flash: That cheap?

Bonnie: Hundred

Flash: BONNIE YOU LITTLE SAVAGE

Bonnie: Thank you

Flash: YOU USED UP HALF MY FRICKING CREDIT CARD

Bonnie: Oh well

Flash: YOU KNOW I WORK FOR THAT? AND USE IT FOR ACTUAL THINGS

Bonnie: That Justin Bieber poster was an actual thing

Flash: YOU BOUGHT A JUSTIN BIEBER POSTER?

Bonnie: I didn't buy it

Flash: GOOD

Bonnie: Freddy did

Flash: FRICKING FAZBEAR

Foxy: DO ANY OF YOU KNOW HOW TO WATCH YOUR SPEAKERS?

Flash: NOPE, NOPE, NOPE

Freddy: Relatable

Flash: DUDE

Bonnie: Dude?

Flash: I SAVE UP MONEY FOR ACTUAL THINGS, LIKE BUYING FOOD FOR YOU IDIOTS IS ONE OF THEM

Chica: I'M NOT AN IDIOT, I just have a very uncommon way with words.

A/N: CAN I JUST TELL YOU GUYS HOW MUCH I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU? LIKE, WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO AWESOME?

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