A/N: HEY GUYS IT'S FLASH (no we thought it was Elmo) AND I HAVE BEEN SITTING IN THE DEEP DARK WORLD OF my dad's new TV watching NinjaGo all day. Also, I came back with 375 notifications, but I won't have enough time to go through all of those so sorry if I don't reply to any comments!
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Freddy: EVERYONE LOOK AT MY AWESOMENESS
Chica: WHERE? WHERE?
Freddy: JUST LOOK AT ME
Chica: I don't see anything
Freddy: I'M ON THE STAGE
Chica: I know
Freddy: LOOK AT MY AWESOMENESS
Chica: All I see is a big ego and a moldy top hat
Freddy: That must be Bonnie
Chica: Bonnie has a top hat?
Freddy: OH FORGET IT, IGNORE MY TOP HAT
Chica: What about the big ego?
Freddy: I DON'T HAVE A BIG EGO
Chica: You sit in the janitors closet all day while the kids are gone
Freddy: SO?
Chica: Just about two weeks ago you dyed your fur black and said you wanted to be Emo (No offense to Emo people, CAUSE I'M WITH YOU SOMETIMES AND I'M PROUD AF)
Freddy: I was letting out my inner beauty
Chica: I didn't think you had it in you
Freddy: You know Chica?
Chica: Yesh?
Freddy: YOU'VE GOT A PRETTY BIG MOUTH FOR A STUPID DUCK
Chica: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A DUCK?
Freddy: WHY?
Chica: CAUSE IT'S OFFENSIVE
Freddy: TO DUCKS
Chica: YOU'RE OFFENSIVE YOU BEARS
Freddy: BUT I AM A BEAR
Chica: EXCATLY -3-
Freddy: CHICA SHUT YOUR DUCK HOLE BEFORE I SHOVE BREAD DOWN YOU SPEAKER
Chica: BREAD?
Flash: Hey guys
Chica: I'LL SHOVE BREAD DOWN YOUR SPEAKER
Flash: What?
Freddy: I'LL SHOVE BREAD DOWN YOU SPEAKER TOO
Flash: Are y'all talking about me?
Chica: THEN I'LL HIT YOU WITH A SHOVEL
Flash: The only person here with a shovel is me, that is used for protection purposes only
Freddy: YOU ALWAYS HIT ME WITH THE SHOVEL
Flash: I'm protecting myself from your big ego and moldy top hat
Freddy: WHAT
Flash: Yeah, what.
Freddy: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE
Flash: AND TEXTING ANIMATRONICS DO?
YOU ARE READING
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
