[CMPL8] EXONARIOS 2: "Eommaya~"

[S.C.] Happy Birthday DYO

"Oh, okay. So sweet of you two." then Chen goes back at decorating.

The maknaes rolled their eyes and continued guarding Soo's door.

Everything was all set.  Black decors. Black everything. Black wardrobes. The foods, uhh.. We're just right. The place is clean, thanks to Minseok who's the general in cleaning. Everything were evil and not like to their liking.

"Are we attending a funeral?" Lay.

"Shhh... It's for Kyungsoo, we sho--" Luhan answered.

"OH MY GOD! HE DEAD!?" Lay.

facepalmed. "No, It's his birthday right now, you know Soo." Kris.

"AHHHHH.. I thought so, so.. why is---everything black? Funeral?" Lay.

Baek: "Hyung....for the second time you'll ask again..i'll....i'll...."

Chan: "Baaaacon.. Chill? It's hyung? Yi----xing?"

Baek: "'l'll never gonna let you . . . cometomygrandma'shouse"

Lay: "Wha----*gasps* THAT'S THE CRUELEST THING A PERSON SAID TO MY LIFE!!!" Lay walked out crying and left.

Exo: BAEKHYUN!!!

Baek: WHAT!?

As they're all gathered up in the living room, Kyungsoo break the door with a smoking running chainsaw.

Exo:"KYUNGSOO!"

"I SAID YOU'RE SO--"

Exo: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYUNGSOO SSI~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!

Kyungsoo: *lowered down his chainsaw, turned it off*

"AWWW GUYS~ YOU... YOU MAKE OUR---HOUSE-----INTO"

Chen: *coughs* Haunted-- *Luhan elbowed him*

Chen: THAT HURTS HYUNG.

Luhan: Don't. Ruin. This. Moment. PLEASE.

Exo: OFFCOURSE BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

/throws confettis everywhere but the feels are like mourning, because they thought Kyungsoo like it, and it really worked, until at the midst of their party..../

Kyungsoo: GUYS I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORTS AND THE FOODS! AND EVERYTHING!!

Exo: WOOOOH! All for you Kyungie...

Kyungsoo: *his expression changed from happy baby to grumpy oldie*

Kyungsoo: *Satansoo activated* But.. Locking me in my room is unforgiving....

Exo: *gasps*

Kyungsoo: WORST. You burnt the rice.

Exo: IT'S KAI's FAULT!!!!! 

Kai: WHAT!? IF LAY XIU---

Xiumin: What? I'm just cleaning the whole place. DontfucknfblamemeToastedBread

Kai: What did you call me???

Kai: THEN WHO THE HELL IS INCHARGE OF THE STOVE WHEN I----

Luhan: It's Lay...

Kai: Huh Where is---

Kyungsoo: Too noisy. Since you burn the rice, I'm going to burn this place.

Exo: . . .. 

/tumbleweed pass/

S  & N Korea: . . . .. 

Asia: .  . . .

World:  . . . .

Earth: . . .. 

Galaxy: . . . . . 

Kris: Ohhh galaxy.

/back to Exo's place/

Suho: hehe *nervous* Kyungie.. You're just kidding right??

Kyungsoo: I hope so, but too late.

/Kyungsoo burned the place../

/house burned down into dust/

/Next morning/

Lay: *woke up at their home dumpster* Hmm? It's morning? *jumped out the dumpster*

*saw the whole place dust out*

Lay: Hmm? Where am I?? *looks the place*

Lay: Shit.... I have no memory of this place...

Lay: . . .. . .isn't that. . . .

*camera zooms in to lay's face with dramatic thriller sound effects*

Lay: DID I SLEPT TOO MUCH INTO THE FUTURE!?

*gasps*

Dun dun dun dun duuuuuuunnnnnnn..

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Well, that's some shitty story for my UB in exo. so. . . Happy birthday k---ugh. TBH. I'm still mad at him for seeing that PURE LOVE----ujfnd sfab; f;k sd;akbj...

I'm fine.. I just pulled a piece of an area of my hair so I'm a bit bald because of that raging feels so...

Toodles. Hope my sorethroat gets better. I sound like a guy already. I got the good good .

TAKE CARE SENPAIS! KEEP SUPPORTING MY WORKS! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT! I LOVE YOU ALL LITERALLY.. BUT I'M NOT PERSONALLY THEIR! SO LET'S MAKE IT VIRTUALLY!!

*virtual hug*