1: Open the box.
2: Put the ingredients on the table.
3: Take the dough.
4: Stuff a handful in your mouth.
5: Spit it out.
6: Cover it in pink glitter glue.
7: Shave your head.
8: Wrap your hair in the dough.
9: Put it in the oven, set at 2 degrees Kelvin.
10: Take the cheese.
11: Gently place it on the floor.
12: Place an orange on top of it.
13: Lay down next to it.
14: Seductively whisper squirrel puns to it.
15: Pour lavender-scented shampoo on just the orange, not the cheese. If you get any on the cheese, the cheese must be fed to a cactus and replaced.
16: Tape the orange and cheese to your head.
17: Open the packet of tomato sauce.
18: Pour it on your face.
19: Cosplay as Reddy McRedface.
20: You did not make a pizza. Congratulations.
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