Bold=Letters
Draco
Don't worry I'm kidding. I'm potters uncle ;) surprise
Voldy
Voldemort
WTF
Does harry know
Draco
Draco
Nope Snapeys gonna tell him
cause im drunk
Voldy
Harry's POV
"Voldemort is what now!!!!" I shrieked gaping at Snape. "Voldemort is your uncle" he said calmly " your father's last name was potter - riddle but he never liked his brother so he shortened it to just potter. And Voldemort did the same except to just riddle. When you where born James only named you potter. Why else would you be able to speak parseltounge. I continued staring for a moment before saying " Wait but I killed voldemort" Snape rolled his eyes " poly juice potion potter. The Dark lord discovered fire whisky the day of the battle and passed out so worm tail took his place. Also potter he will probably try to start a correspondence. Humor him. He's probably drunk." Just then Draco ran in. " Potter is related to who now!" he gasped a little out of breath from all the running. I turned to him and nodded slightly. Then an owl flew in. Snape snorted and said " there you go Potter right on schedule. I opened the letter and read
Nephew Harry
Snapeys probs told u by now so u no! I'm your uncle. Cool Aye. Soz for tryin to kill ya. Anyways cause we is family now u and your boyfriend Draco should come hang out with me at Malfoy Manor
Uncle Voldy
I stare up at Snape" no way!" I exclaim. "well he is your only living relative" Snape drawled " yeah" I shoot back "cause he killed all the rest even the dursleys" he simply stares at me. I roll my eyes and begin to write.
YOU ARE READING
Expect the Unexpected
FanfictionA Christmas present for love_love_me_do When lupin(who didn't die) returns to teach defense against the dark arts to the 8th years a lesson on boggarts reveals some very odd things. This is Drarry and boy×boy so if you don't like it don't read it.
