The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!

Bindi: How about we go to the mall???

Yvette: Good idea.

*They go down to the mall and enter the ice cream shop*

*A girl walks up to Blake, looking extremely excited*

Girl: OMG!LIKE, IT'S BLAKE!!!

Seth: *He gives the fan a funny look*

Blake: *Smiles at the fan*

Fan: Can I,like,  have,like, your autograph?!

Blake: Of course.

Vanessa: What an accomplishment! A fan, Blake, a fan!

Blake: I have millions of fans.

Vanessa: *Looks completely blown away* Really?

Seth: *Shrugs* You learn something new everyday.

Vanessa: Obviously. I thought Blake was some joke.

Nick: I still do.

*The next day*

Yvette: You know what I found out?

Bindi: Hmm?

Yvette: That fan from the ice cream shop at the mall yesterday lives next door to me. Her name is Courtney.

Bindi:Oh..

*As if on cue, the door bell rings*

Yvette: *Opens the door* Oh, hi, Courtney.

Courtney: Hey, Yvette. *Walks in*.

Vanessa: Geez.

Nick: We don't even know you that well, I don't think you should just.....um....barge in here like so.

Courtney: Just, like, did, weirdo.

Yvette: Be nice or leave.

Courtney: Whatever, like!

Vanessa: *Repeats herself* Geez..

Blake: *Walks in*

Yvette doesn't even have time to tell Blake that it's rude walking in without ringing the door bell....

Courtney: BLAKE JUST LIKE WALKED IN!!!!!

Vanessa: We know we have eyes *mumbles*

Blake: Hello there.

Courtney: Remember me from, like, the ice cream, like, shop yesterday?

Blake:  No.

Courtney: Well, you signed me an autograph...

Blake: I did?

Nick: BWA HA HA HA HA HA!

Seth: *Laughs at Nick and Blake*.

Courtney: *Gives Nick A funny look* Your, like, weird, like!

Yvette: Can she go a sentence without saying like??

Nick: It appears not.

Courtney: Like, yeah I can, like.

Bindi: Okay...

Vanessa: You said it again.

Courtney: Like, shut up! You're so,like, not cool! And, like, watch me, like, not say like.

Nick: She is pretty weird.

Blake: Don't offend my fan!!

Vanessa: How does a pop star have time for this?

Seth: Good question...

Yvette: I think he has too much time. He makes up his songs without really thinking or caring.

Nick: Yeah, they never make sense.

Blake: Don't offend my songs! I am a talented  gifted singer/song writer.

Seth: You're really stretching the meaning of the word 'talented' there.

Courtney: Blake is awesome.

Blake: Yeah. And so are you, fan.

Courtney: If Blake says your awesome, than you must be epic!

Nick: The word epic is overused. And you're really stretching the meaning.

Courtney: *Rolls eyes* Like, I am. Blake is, too. It's the truth like.

Nick: You're really stretching the truth, then.

Blake: We are EP-IC!

Seth: Sometimes......I wonder....

Nick: Me too! I wonder If they have anything up stairs, because they lack reason and logic!!

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This is just the beginning, so it's really slow. It gets better, I promise. Thanks for reading this far :). And please comment, like,  fan or whatever you do to show you like it.