"Hello... Professor Sprout?"
"Yes dear?"
"I... Um... Got my period."
"Oh I see! Well you are in luck!! I have so many natural things you can use to get through the next week."
"Ohhh... Great." The girl was happy she was getting help, but didn't need a bunch of natural... crap.
"Here is an organic heating pad that's full of leaves from this plant," she rambled, "I also have some natural medication, and some very natural pads and tampons. The pads smell kind of funky, but that's because it has a little bit of pee from certain plants that are very beneficial for you. The tampons are even better!! They aren't made from cotton... Instead they are made from fur from deceased animals."
She went on for a while, and that's at least something along the lines of what she said.
She ended with, "Ooh and I have this super great vagina cream for you!!!"
The girl proceeded to say, "I'm okay. I think I'll just go to Madam Pomfrey. But I will take you up on that heating pad- thanks!"
That was the weirdest conversation the poor girl had ever had.
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Girl Problems
RandomBeing a girl has many pros... But just as many cons!! This story includes the most relatable, annoying, yet slightly funny problems all of us girls face. Keyword: us- which means girls only!! Each chapter will be a new problem. Feel free to message...
