I'm Trying To Keep Up

Chapter 1

Khloe gasps, Kourtney's eyes bulge in their sockets, Kim bites her lips to restrain herself from laughing, and the most priceless reaction came from Kylie. She stands up and clap her hands yelling 'bravo, bravo!' at the top of her voice. Kendall just glared at the girl.

"Damn, Kim! I like her." Says Kylie happily.

Khloe nodded, "I'm gonna have to agree with Kylie this time, right, Kourtney?"

"Sure, sure. I couldn't really care less. And besides, she has already proven herself to be worthy." Commented Kourtney.

Kim gives a tiny smile, "I'm not impressed easily but you've got our attention. You should sign off now."

The girl shook her head, "I don't think I'm even qualified for this. Plus, I'm against getting any kind of surgery. I'm pleased with my looks." She sighed, "can I go now?"

Kylie spoke, this time her tone is coated with seriousness, "in my opinion, you won't be needing any kind of surgery. You have this Kim-to-Kendall-to-Me resemblance."

"Nice job, Kylie. You have stated a fact. That's why I am asking her to be part of us." Kim smiled kindly at the girl.

The girl paused and then raise her eyebrows, "so no butt implants then?"

Khloe laughed loudly and slap Kourtney's arm, Kourtney just glared at her.

Kendall spoke again in a monotone voice, "you could use some liposuction though."

Kylie just rolled her eyes.

"I'm surprise you've heard of liposuction, Kendall. Wow, you...of all people." The girl snapped with a playful tone.

Kendall just rolled her eyes.

"Wow, we need you. I realize it now." Kylie said with large eyes. Not ashamed to express her adoration towards the strange girl who insulted her older sister a moment ago.

The strange girl scratches her neck awkwardly.

Kim spoke again, "what do you say?"

"Look, I'm only a waitress. I'm in-between jobs. I do laundry sometimes, or babysit. But this sudden moment happen and to be honest I'm not sure what to say. I can't decide right now." The girl admitted.

"Aren't you going to seize the moment?" Kourtney asked with a dreamy look on her eyes.

The girl sighs, "this is a very risky moment. And dangerous, I might add." The Kardashians and Jenners gave her a similar confused look. The girl explained, "with this there will be consequences. I can't just came out in public and holler at everyone HEYYY I'M THE NEW KARDASHIAN...BOW DOWN TO ME."

Kylie seemed more confused now than ever, "I've never done that before. Asking people to bow down to me."

The girl rolled her eyes, "you just give this kind of aura. You're like Royalties of the Celebrities. And I'm only saying that 'that' is not me."

"You can learn how to. Practice makes perfect after all, right?" Kendall said.

"Right." Kim answered. "You can learn the stuff we do and you're one of us. You'll just have to sign off, like I said." Kim gestured towards the contract.

The girl pick up again where she left off, "I'll become...Krista Kardashian. Hmm. But my name is Hannah Garcia."

"Are you like Mexican or something?" Kylie asked curiously.

"Hispanic or Greek. I have no idea, to be honest. Probably Russian or Italian." The girl, Hannah, admitted.

"And American?" Khloe asked.

"Yeah." Hannah felt intimidated by the older ladies. Especially Khloe.

"I would've guessed Portugal or Brazilian." Kylie said nonetheless.

"Portuguese is what you call to the people from Portugal, Kylie. Gosh, you're just so dumb, are you?" Kendall said carelessly while tapping on her iPhone.

Kylie gave a half-snort half-chuckles kind of thing, "did you just Google that, sis?"

"No. I just know." Kendall said without looking up.

"This family needs to go to a therapist." Hannah commented.

Kylie just shrugged. Kim looks puzzled. Khloe and Kourtney obviously couldn't care less. And Kendall is still on her phone.

"Well," Hannah stands up, "I have to go now. I don't know why I'm even here."

"Weren't you just delivering something fattening for us?" Kendall asked.

"Yeah, Pizza Hut." Hannah answered.

"I thought you were a waitress?" Kim asked.

Hannah shrugged, "I'm in-between jobs. I do all sorts."

"Except being a Kardashian." Kendall's snide remarks received her a glare from Hannah. Kendall doesn't give a damn, this girl is nothing compared to her.

"You know what, yes. I'll just sign this stupid contract. I'm sick of this twig insulting me ever since she got here." Hannah's cheeks are reddening and her eyes began to sting and water. She's gonna cry herself to embarrassment. She could not fathom how Kendall's words seem to stab her and she could not take Khloe's scary gaze or Kim's monotone voice. Kourtney just simply gives this 'I-ain't-wasting-mah-time-on-this-piece-of-trash' vibe. She should not cry. But she feels threatened. Why her? All she wants is to deliver her pizza and receive a decent amount of tip for being on time. These people doesn't have a clue on what she needs to get through just to live.

Kourtney's comment awakened her from her brief, emotional moment. "Oh great. Just sign now so we can go."

Kim handed Hannah a pen. Hannah's eyes being blurry doesn't give time to read the contract. She just sign it off with her slanting penmanship and give the contract to Kim.

"Thank God we're fucking done here. I'm gonna go." Khloe stands up and leave the room. Kourtney did the same.

"Leave us." Kim ordered the Jenner sisters.

Kendall graciously gets up and left without a word. Kylie took a selfie with Kim first and leave. Tiptoeing.

"Now that we're alone, let's discuss everything together."

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