Christmas?

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Bluestar- MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALLLLLLLL

Firestar- What's that?

Bluestar- I don't know

Greystripe- Why would you say that then?

Bluestar- CAUSE I CAN!!!!

Greystripe- Okay okay

Bluestar- WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO JUDGMENTAL?! GO TO THE DARK FOREST AND ROT!!!!!

Greystripe and Firestar- 0-0 *Slowly back away*

Bluestar- *Pounces on Greystripe and kills him*

Firestar- OoO

Greystripe- X-X

Bluestar- HAPPY HANUKAH!!!!

StarClan- OoO

Redtail- Who let her out of StarClan?

Oakheart- Ummmm me?

StarClan- -.-

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