YOU ARE READING Funny things Siri says Random Just shit that Siri says #funny #humor #question #siri #whatsirisays 8 2.1K 135 10 by Ellie_says_hi by Ellie_says_hi Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Me: Marry me. Siri: My End User License Agreement does not cover marriages. My apologies.