YOU ARE READING Funny things Siri says Random Just shit that Siri says #funny #humor #question #siri #whatsirisays 5 2.4K 157 57 by Ellie_says_hi by Ellie_says_hi Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Me: Read me a haiku Siri: Sometimes I wonder What it would be like to say, "I'd prefer not to."