YOU ARE READING Funny things Siri says Random Just shit that Siri says #funny #humor #question #siri #whatsirisays 6 2.3K 151 18 by Ellie_says_hi by Ellie_says_hi Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Me: do you have a girlfriend? Male Siri: there was a Roomba once that followed me around everywhere.