Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!

XMAS IN SKYWORLD!

Pittoo: what could I possibly get that would make me happy? Much less get Medusa to get me a gift...

Medusa: Was that an insult? *suspicious glare* I've got my eyes on you. I might have to take away your present actually...*reconsidering*

Pittoo: *shrugs* pfft, whatever. *rips open present* oh... oka- woah... why hello there *strokes reflection with finger* where did you come from?

Pit: OKAY OKAY WE GET THE PICTURE!

Pittoo: *mutters something under his breath*

Pit: hm?

Pittoo: nothing

Hwang: O_O...I don't know if I want to sing about that...

Author: SING PWEEZY PWEEZ?! PWETTY PWEEZ? *puppy dog eyes*

Hwang: AWWWW! Okai! *continues singing*...Five soul compartments!
Four Blue Roses,
Three Goddess History Books,
Two L'Oréal Perfumes,
And a very pink Venus fly trap! On the sixth day of Christmas Medusa gave to me,
Six icky mirrors-

Author: *glare*

Hwang: *breaks a sweat* I mean-!...*sings*
Six lovely mirrors,
Five souls compartments!
Four Blue Roses,
Three Goddess History Books,
Two L'Oréal Perfumes,
And a very pink Venus fly trap! On the seventh day of Christmas Hades gave to me... btw, Pittoo and Pit are last...

Hades: *gives present* You'd better like it...

Medusa: *rips open present* wow...Dark cosmetics? REALLY HADES!?

Hwang: agreed -_-

Hades: Well...you're a woman! Wouldn't you at least give that stuff a try?

Medusa: I guess so?

Hwang: *continues singing*...Seven dark cosmetics,
Six lovely mirrors,
Five souls compartments!
Four Blue Roses,
Three Goddess History Books,
Two L'Oréal Perfumes,
And a very pink Venus fly trap! On the eighth day of Christmas Pandora gave to me...

Pandora: *gives present*

Pittoo: *rips open present* a drawing pad...? *immediately draws Author* *shows everyone* Whaddya think?

Author: *blinks in confusion* *blushes*

Hwang: *counts fingers* so how many guys have u dumped?

Author: Shut up. I don't even know what you're talking about!

Hwang: sorry wrong person! *cheesy smile*

Pit: It's good Pittoo!

Pittoo: Dark Pit

Pit: Blapi!

Pittoo: no, just no

Hwang: *continues singing*...Eight drawing pads,
Seven dark cosmetics,
Six lovely mirrors,
Five souls compartments!
Four Blue Roses,
Three Goddess History Books,
Two L'Oréal Perfumes,
And a very pink Venus fly trap! On the ninth day of Christmas Pit gave to me...

Pit: *blushes and gives present*

Author: *opens box* yes! I needed a head band for ages! And what's better is that it has a mistletoe!

Pit: do you like it?

Author: I love it! *hugs him*

Pit: *kisses cheek lightly*

Pittoo: *jealous*

Hwang: OKAY!!! MOVING ON! *continues singing* ...Nine mistletoe headbands,
Eight drawing pads,
Seven dark cosmetics,
Six lovely mirrors,
Five souls compartments!
Four Blue Roses,
Three Goddess History Books,
Two J'adore Perfumes,
And a very pink Venus fly trap! On the tenth day of Christmas Pittoo gave to me...

Pittoo: *gives present and blushing*

Author: *opens box* oh my...

Pittoo: *lifts the mistletoe above them* Merry Christmas *kisses her* *blushes*

Author: *blushes* (HURK)

Hwang: I'VE SEEN TOO MUCH!! ㅠ.ㅠ How will I ever be pure again? *cri* PALUTENA-SAMA!

Palutena: uh...

Author: *pushes out* CONTINUE

Hwang: *sniff* *whimpers*...Ten...(uh...I've already said mistletoe...) Ten lovely smooches,
(Ugh...I just had to say that...wtf is wrong with me? ㅠ.ㅠ Oh yeah. I'm no longer pure...)
Nine mistletoe headbands,
Eight drawing pads,
Seven dark cosmetics,
Six lovely mirrors,
Five souls compartments!
Four Blue Roses,
Three Goddess History Books,
Two L'Oréal Perfumes,
And a very pink Venus fly trap! On the eleventh day of Christmas Author gave to me...

Author: ... *gives present*

Pandora: *rips open present* Nice! Purple jewellery!

Author: *hugs Pit/Pittoo* I couldn't get you a proper gift. Sorry. But at least accept my love for both of you... I love you both...

Phosphera: HEY! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY CHRISTMAS VALENTINES DAY!!!

Hwang: *dies/faints and collapses onto ground after seeing too much* *ghostly Angel rises to sing* I feel like singing Hark the Herald Angels sing...:3

Phosphera: Just sing!

Hwang: *continues singing*...Eleven purple jewellery (+ her love for the Angels) *gags*
Ten lovely smooches, (GROSS!)
Nine mistletoe headbands,
Eight drawing pads,
Seven dark cosmetics,
Six lovely mirrors,
Five souls compartments!
Four Blue Roses,
Three Goddess History Books,
Two L'Oréal Perfumes,
And a very pink Venus fly trap! On the twelfth day of Christmas Hyo-Ri-Hwang gave to me...

Author: What? You're giving a gift?

Hwang: >:3 Hehehehe *evil smile* *summons ginormous spider*

KIU crew (except Viridi): AGHHHH!

Author: *faints*

Viridi: Awwww! Aren't you a cutie?

Pit/Pittoo: FOR AUTHOR-!

Pit: Gah!

Pittoo: *screams like little girl*

Hwang: mwahahaha! Good luck with that! *continues singing* ...Twelve giant spiders,
Eleven purple jewellery (+ her love for the Angels) *gags*
Ten lovely smooches, (GROSS!)
Nine mistletoe headbands,
Eight drawing pads,
Seven dark cosmetics,
Six lovely mirrors,
Five souls compartments!
Four Blue Roses,
Three Goddess History Books,
Two L'Oréal Perfumes,
And a very pink Venus fly trap! Since Author is currently unavailable due to arachnophobia, I'll be signing out.