ABC Sex [Narry/Nouis book 1]

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This could've been Larriall if you weren't so picky. You could've thrown Zayn in there too...and Liam if we knew where he was.
I haven't heard from Liam in ages.

You is the cutest thing in the world.
Awe. Haha, thank you.

Louis:

Why Zayn? OVER NIALL HORAN
Well Niall Horan didn't exactly want me.

You and Zayn huh?
Yeah, we got something,

Your seducing power is lame AF. & why couldn't you ask Niall out instead so we could have nouis smut?
I know. And what is a nouis?

Did you love Niall and why? How are you and Zayn going?
Yes, I did love Niall. So fucking much. What do you mean how? How could you NOT love that little ball of sunshine. *smiled and looks to the ground* how? ..... *clears throat* me and Zayn are good.

Yoooo BooBear, can we be besties? You're like my evil twin.
*laughs* BooBear? Please don't. *wipes tears* and sure, I need more friends.

Your butt is hawt.
Thanks, I know.

Zayn:

Did you hear Harry when he was moaning and horny for Niall?
*blushes* yes I did.

How much do you like Louis? Scale from 1-10
1,000,000

Why'd you leave one direction?
What is one direction?

How is your hair so perfect!?
Because God.

Maura:

What's it like having a gay son?
It's the same as having a straight one.

What was your reaction when you found on your son was dating an older boy? His teacher at that?
Wait...what!???

Thank you for giving us a precious boy that is Niall Horan.
You're so welcome. I'm glad other people find him as precious as I do.

How are you such an amazing mother?
I have no idea. *laughs*

Gemma:

How did you meet Dylan?
Well, we've been friends for a while. We met back when I was in Californian. He's so sweet. I can't imagine life without him now.

I love you
I love you too *blows kisses*

Can you slap Harry for me please?
I'll think about it.

Can you make sure Harry treats my baby right?
Of course! *smiles* ...who's your baby?

Can we be best friends?
Yes!! Call me sometime *laughs sweetly*

<3
*makes heart shape with hands* love you

Marry me. Forget about your husband.
Awe, I would but Dylan makes me too happy. I'm sorry love.